The Enemy Is Clingy and Arrogant

Cactus Jingbanban was born in a family of generals, but he can't carry anything on his shoulders or hands. He only loves to dance and write. Mimosa spirit Yu Xuan was born into a scholarly family, but he is not good at literary talent. He drinks a glass of wine and only loves to wield swords and guns. Their parents were sworn enemies, and they had been sworn enemies since childhood. Unexpectedly, the Demon King issued an order to let Banban and Yu Xuan go into the mortal world to compile the "Monster Hunting Record", specifically to catch those little demons who do not stay well in the demon world and insist on going to the mortal world to cause trouble. They compiled it into a true record to alert future generations. On the day before leaving, Banban's father: "My dear daughter, once this 'thorn enhancement technique' comes out, if you want to open 108 holes in someone's body, it's impossible to open 107 holes." Yu Xuan's father: "Son, this 'strike-proof reinforced armor' is a family heirloom of our Mimosa family. Once you put it on, no matter who pulls out all the thorns and becomes bald, they can't do anything to you." Banban & Yu Xuan looked at each other: ╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph! Later, three anonymous posts appeared in the Demon World Forum—— Q1: My rival hugged me while drunk and was extremely clingy to me. What should I do? Q2: I am a cactus and my boyfriend is a mimosa. How should we hold hands, kiss and hug? Q3: Jianghu comes to the rescue! My boyfriend and I are both in flowering stage, what should we do? Forum readers unanimously responded: Show your affection and get out (ノ｀Д)ノ! Purpose: Discover the shining points of people around you