"Suddenly, he missed her like crazy. That girl he had never understood. Punk, lesbian, kleptomaniac... He didn't understand her, he didn't understand her intentional ridicule, and he didn't understand which lucky man could make her obsessed with her for seven years... The only thing he understood was... He loved her, and he fell in love with this thorny purple rose!"
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