Eat Soft Rice but Eat Hard [Rebirth]

Xu Qinghe fell into a bad situation in the entertainment industry, his head was badly bruised, his body was disfigured, and he closed his eyes with regret. When I wake up again, I go back to that fateful night—— The man in a loose bathrobe threw him a check and said calmly: Five million, forget it. Xu Qinghe: ... Okay. How could he make the same mistake again? When we met again, the cold man was wearing a suit and leather shoes, holding a wine glass and shaking it gently. He said casually: Five million a month, follow me. Xu Qinghe: Ha. Turn around and leave. A few months later, Xu Qinghe was surrounded by a group of men in black while walking in a private nursing home. The cold man glanced at his belly and said coldly: Follow me. Xu Qinghe: "?" In less than half a day, he got a husband named Pei Shengye. Xu Qinghe: "..." Xu Qinghe, who had just been nominated for the Best Newcomer of the Year, suddenly announced the termination of his contract and quit Shengdong Entertainment after paying a high amount of liquidated damages. After disappearing for nearly a year, he joined the newly established and unknown Xuyang Culture. Everyone thought he was confused. Three-Golden Best Actor: Looking forward to cooperating with @XuQinghe. Well-known director: Happy cooperation@Xu Qinghe Popular Variety Show: Welcome to join Mr. Xu Qinghe. One of the three major TV stations in China: Let us look forward to the performance of Mr. Xu Qinghe. … Netizens:? ? ? Where's the promised glutinous rice? Is this being wrapped up or being wrapped up? Xu Qinghe: ... I was also forced into this soft rice. **Please collect the document** "Can't Work, Marry an Alien" When Shu Yunzhan woke up, time jumped to a thousand years later, and the world had changed. And he wasn't even familiar with his new body, so he had to adapt to a new occupation first: clerk in the alien creature landing office. Yes, alien creatures. Shu Yunzhan stood at his post as if sleepwalking, put on the interstellar translator, hesitantly pressed the red button in front of him, and welcomed the first alien user in his life—— A huge octopus-like black creature, with a head bigger than a door, nine amber "eyes" with vertical stripes, and two rows of scarlet teeth like blades. Then a black tentacle floated in and rolled him up from top to bottom. Shu Yunzhan:? ! Alien etiquette? Alien: "%￥%@#&￥T@#%." The translator on the ear automatically translates: You have a crush on me and you taste good. I want to marry you. Shu Yunzhan:? Although the operation manual does not teach how to deal with it, but... Shu Yunzhan refused with a smile: I'm glad to be favored by you, but no - hello! The black "octopus" directly rolled him up and moved outward: @#￥#@%%. Translator: I'm glad we're on the same page. Shu Yunzhan: ... There is no consensus! ! ! Help - Intention: Only by never forgetting your original intention can you achieve success