Barrage Teaches Me How to Coax Villains

◎The text is in the third person ◎Bedtime cookies OvO Bad news, you traveled into a book and fell into the hands of the villain. She is unstable, sensitive and suspicious. Good news, you have a barrage system, which can be called the "Three Stooges" think tank (? Doubtful When the beautiful villain becomes angry with you because you borrowed the heroine's umbrella; You will choose: Barrage a, say something you don't understand, and it's over. Barrage b, Shi Ke can't be killed, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and sprayed her for 800 rounds! Barrage c, hide in a corner and cry at night when no one is around. When the beautiful villain deliberately seeks trouble and quarrels with you because you gave your lunch to the heroine; You will choose: Barrage a, hiding aside and picking up melon seeds, just spitting them out. Barrage b, stop making noise! Ni Meng, please stop arguing over me! Barrage c, garlic bird, garlic bird, none of them. … Very well, with the barrage and your intelligence (?), You successfully survived from the hands of the beautiful villain. Now, it's time to make the final decision. You will choose: a, just take the money and leave. B. Say goodbye to the villain. C, (interrupted) Ah bah! It's now time, what else to choose! Never mind her, let's go up first and then talk! —— The text is tentative and subject to change. The copy was left on 2025.08.01 And has been screenshotted. Intention: Positive, sunny and upward.