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[Hua Ci x Jiang Liuchuan]
Good personality, bad temper, sharp mouth, black cut and white piranha
1.+In a small roadside restaurant, a man with a gray-purple head tilted his body and patted Jiang Liuchuan on the shoulder: "Are you jealous, buddy?"
Jiang Liuchuan passed the vinegar jar on his desk behind him without raising his eyelids.
The two of them were back to back, each eating his own food.
Jiang Liuchuan heard the man say: "She's good-looking, well-educated, calm, rational and unyielding, meticulous and picky. All in all, she's just beautiful."
Jiang: "..."
That night, he received a small WeChat message: "Chuan'er, I took it upon myself to find someone to read the astrolabe for you. Except for the last sentence, everything else is pretty accurate. He said you are gay, which is a bit outrageous... Are you?"
2.+Later, at a celebration banquet, three beauties in the industry gathered around Hua Ci and chatted. Hua Ci watched someone place the dishes and skillfully swirled the lemonade in the red wine glass. As soon as he took a sip, one of the actresses put her slender hand on his shoulder and called Brother Ci to arrange cooperation.
Jiang Liuchuan happened to see this scene.
The two looked at each other from a distance. Hua Ci was stunned and couldn't hold himself still. He opened his mouth, and the lemonade that had not yet been swallowed was spat back into the cup with a splash, making the beauty giggle and praise him for his purity.
Jiang Liuchuan tilted his head: "?"
Does this person have a jaw dysfunction?
3.+Later, at a friend's wedding, Jiang Liuchuan looked at the tears in Hua Ci's eyes and felt that he really yearned for marriage.
Unexpectedly, at this time, Hua Ci was secretly scolding the chef: Can he make mustard shrimp balls that will kill me?
Note:
1.1V1, HE, main job is a broker, side job is an astrologer, and is a doctor of astronomy.
2. The article will not involve any specific astrological knowledge, please do not bring it into the three-dimensional entertainment circle or school! ! ! Don't link to reality, it's just nonsense.
Intention: Keep your feet on the ground and look up at the stars
