Wen Ming is a topic writer in a small town. He was assigned to open up wasteland in a remote town. He took the green train to get there for two days and one night. On the first day, he held a meeting and listened to the leader's enthusiastic speech: Comrades, we must vigorously develop tourism and make the ancient town come alive!
Others rushed to plan the project all night long, and Wen Ming burned incense and worshiped the gods all night: Omnipotent River God, can you please make a high tide dragon to raise its head on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, that day the passenger flow is high.
River God: No problem
Local hot search#The ancient town once encountered a dragon raising its head and tens of thousands of people watched#
Excited citizens: I have never seen such a high wave. The ticket is 20 yuan, it's worth it!
Tap water netizen: Twenty yuan, if you don't flush it, you are not Chinese
Wen Ming relied on the River God to infiltrate the inner circle of the gods, and got to know the Mountain God, the Earth God, the Thunder God and the Rain God... With their help, the ancient town has landscapes such as "Rizhao Jinshan", "Little Tiger Leaping Gorge", "Clear Sky, Fog and Rain", etc. The ancient town will be on the hot search from time to time——
#It turns out that Li Bai didn't lie, it's true that he flew down three thousand feet#
#What is the experience of going out to a small oxygen bar in the forest#
In order to establish a good relationship with the young people whom the River God is interested in, some gods will recommend themselves to the house and ask politely: "Do you need me to move the dormant volcano here?"
Wen Ming: "... No need."
Slowly, the poor and white town has mountains and rivers, and beautiful scenery in all seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter. After the environment improved, it also attracted various endangered animals. The leader smiled from ear to ear.
But no one knows that the water flowing during the day, the mountains lying still, and the monkeys eating bananas will "come alive" in the middle of the night——
"I'm so convinced! Throw garbage in my stomach again! Vomit, vomit, vomit!"
"I'm so tired from sitting. I can finally get up and move..."
"Be careful of the virgin forest above you, Dashan, sit down for me!"
"Old Sun, I want to transfer the children here. When will the documents be approved?"
Wen Ming said calmly: There is nothing wrong with making the ancient town "alive".
A small town's environmental protection expert is attacked by X's ancestor, the River God.
Concept: Green waters and lush mountains are mountains of gold and silver
