[Idiots and beauties are the heartthrobs, don't stray in if you don't like them]
Everyone said that Feng Nian's good looks were due to his IQ. With his IQ, he wouldn't be able to survive three days in a horror game.
The next day, the horror game comes to reality and everyone becomes a player.
Feng Nian:...... QAQ
The good news is that Feng Nian gained the treasure chest ability. The bad news is that what came out of the treasure chest were some strange things.
Feng Nian looked at the rusty sword in front of him, the invisibility cloak with a hole in it, the cake with a bite, the brand new maid uniform, the cute cat ear decoration, the tailor-made red wedding dress and ring, and he felt like crying without tears.
He asked the system: What is this?
The system was silent: ... It should be that objective laws are not subject to human will.
Feng Nian:...?
In the scary haunted house, Feng Nian met a reliable companion.
He is smart and calm, and gently helps him solve all his troubles
The only bad thing is that he often mistakes Feng Nian for his deceased brother
Of course, in the face of strength, these are just minor problems.
Until he saw the hidden warning sticker, the name of the serial murderer on it was the same as the name of his companion.
Feng Nian wanted to run, but was cornered by the serial murderer at the exit of the maze.
"Children who misbehave should be locked up and educated."
And his only weapon was the rusty sword.
In the strange school, Feng Nian became a boy who was bullied by three people in the dormitory.
Every day he had to help them prepare meals, sweep the floor, do homework, kowtow to them, and would be thrown into a campus full of monsters at night.
A dozen teachers with half their heads left were patrolling. Feng Nian was wearing an invisibility cloak and hiding in a corner shivering.
Suddenly, a pair of cold hands touched Fennian's waist and slowly moved upward.
"Strange, what is this?"
Feng Nian: ... It's finished! I forgot that the invisibility cloak has a hole QAQ
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Until he couldn't bear it anymore and moved out of the dormitory
Those three people looked for him like crazy again.
"You are not allowed to leave."
"Who allowed you to leave?"
"Please, please stay with me, okay?"
Gradually, there is a rumor among the NPCs that don't bully the prettiest little fool, he is the king's man.
And their king also noticed this little beauty.
Since that day, there have been many strange clothes and accessories in Feng Nian's treasure chest.
Until Feng Nian put on the red wedding dress and the ring, the system prompt sounded in his ears [Congratulations to player Feng Nian and NPC Pei Yan for marrying. Only then did he realize that he had been cheated.
Feng Nian: Is it too late to run away now?
Pei Yan pushed the person against the wall: What do you think?
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Pre-received article: The little beauty turns into a cat and becomes a bitter enemy.
It is said that there is a little immortal in the divine world. He is handsome and can conquer a country. Unfortunately, he has a low IQ and low immortal power.
Jiang Ziyi has always been dissatisfied with this evaluation.
What does it mean that his IQ is not high? He is obviously very smart!
This rumor must have come from that guy Xiao Qingchen!
Xiao Qingchen, the strongest God of War in the God Realm, is cold and noble, the flower of the high mountains in the hearts of countless fairies.
Only Jiang Ziyi knows that these are all fake! This guy knows how to tease and bully him all day long!
Until Xiao Qingchen came to earth and experienced calamity, Jiang Ziyi finally lived a stable and comfortable life... A ghost.
Three days later, he was demoted to earth because he violated the rules of heaven by eating a fairy peach.
Wait, he used to eat these peaches every day? !
Just go down to earth, Jiang Ziyi turned into Xiao Qingchen's cat.
In order to return to the divine world, he must disguise his identity so as not to be discovered
... But he has never been a cat!
Fortunately, he was smart and found the bug.
Xiao Qingchen: I heard that kittens can purr.
Jiang Ziyi: Hululu
Xiao Qingchen: I heard that the paws of kittens will bloom.
Jiang Ziyi: ... Stretch out your claws and blossom
Xiao Qingchen: I heard that kittens will turn their belly to be touched by their owners.
Jiang Ziyi: ... Okay, in order to return to the God Realm, he endured it!
The kitten opened its belly, closed its eyes, and looked like it was about to die.
But soon he realized something was wrong
Not touching? Why bury your face? !
Intention: Respect life and forge ahead
