Master, Did You Mess up Again Today?

It has been added to V on July 21, 2025. This article is quite long. The VIP chapter starts at chapter 343. The previously saved manuscript was lost. I just memorized the ideas of the original manuscript and rewrote about 150,000 words. It will be finished soon! ! ! ! ======= Copywriting of this article: Fang Zhuo had a master who was four years older than him. Before he became a disciple, no matter how much Master reminded him, he thought wholeheartedly that Master was an old man transformed into a teenager, and he wanted to become a disciple. Master didn't stop him, so he had no choice but to be worshiped by him From then on, the tragic daily life of being forced to work helplessly and unwillingly as the apprentice of King Juan began. When he went on a mission for the first time, his master took him with him, along with scrolls, identification documents, and amulets. Forgot to bring my sword When he went on a mission for the second time, his master took him with him, bringing a sword, an amulet, and a novel. Forgot to bring identification When he went on the mission for the third time, Master brought a sword, identity certificate, amulet, and scroll. Everything is ready Hidden in the coffin for an hour, ready to take action Looking back Master fell asleep Liu Qingqi: I told you not to ask me to be your teacher, but you definitely didn't listen. Then there was no other way. As a teacher, I had to jump from paid leave to preschool education. Fang Zhuo: So how did you become an elder? Liu Qingqi: Do you understand hereditary system? My master only has one disciple, Miaomiao. Without him, I will naturally take over. At that time, in order to resist the inheritance system of the eldest disciple, I burned incense and worshiped Buddha for thirteen hours every day, just to prevent his death. Fang Zhuo: What about the end? Liu Qingqi: Finally you are here, begging for nothing. The main character will not be darkened. The protagonist's emotional stability will develop slowly but there will be no crematorium. The real name is "Sword of Eternal Life", a name that seems to have a bit of a B character, and I just made a new cover to put it on Happy Comedy Master, Happy Comedy Master and Apprentice, Happy Comedy Mountain, Happy Comedy School, have most modern styles and jokes, and the overall story may look a bit like the structure of a Spring Festival Gala sketch. There are so many characters, blglbggb may all be involved (the last one is doubtful, I might not write about it if I'm not sure), and the world view is confusing because I don't have the brains to think about the details (everything is caused by lack of brains) The number of words in each chapter is variable, and there is a lot of nonsense in the text. The writing style may change significantly. During the update process, the previous text will be modified as appropriate according to subsequent changes in writing style. Each character has his own story, three views and ending. It does not represent the author's own views, nor does he make any comments on any of them. It is an ancient style of writing, but the writing style may not be very ancient (or it can be said to be very uncensored). Some common terms may not be seen at all in the ancient world view, but it is easy to write like this, so everything is easy to do first. Okay, that's it, now let's make dumplings together! (? ====== Bring here the pre-receipt: "Xie Ling Leng Ao retreats from illegitimate life", 100,000 yuan deposit, will be released in November Copywriting: Xie Ling is most certain of two things in life: First, he is so red that he is the top Omega in the entertainment industry. The second is that he and Yan Yin are incompatible with each other, and it would be peaceful if they don't strangle each other to death when they meet. Until the third thing happened - he would die countless times in various unimaginable ways in country D today. Flower pots jumping off buildings, billboards falling, shared bicycles with brake failure... He would not have died unless he had imagined it. Just when he was about to play N Weekly as a stand-alone game, Yan Yin, his sworn enemy from childhood to adulthood, the cold and tyrannical boss, actually reborn with him. The two were trapped on the same day, and the difficulty of survival increased exponentially. Xie Ling: "It's all your fault that your Alpha pheromone was too strong, which affected my escape!" Yan Yin: "If your brain was half as fast as your legs, we would have broken the cycle long ago." Xie Ling: Very good, even if it is the end of the world, I will kill your stupid (silenced) Alpha first! One time, to avoid a killer, the two of them squeezed into a narrow closet. In the darkness, Yan Yin's mobile phone screen dimly lit up. Xie Ling leaned over and took a look. The pop-up messages sent regularly on Weibo were clearly visible—— [@Today I also want to protect Ling Ling: The only ACE appearance in the group, the first in the fifth generation and the only fastest to break 3 million unofficial videos [Heart] dy is the only star with fans exceeding 50 million [Fireworks] The fastest to break 100 million views [Champagne] It is easy for Ling Ling to go out on stage [Cheers] The only treasure xx and fragrance xx brand spokesperson in the group [Small size] Magazine sales exceeded 5 million on the first day [Mobile phone] Only rely on real money to speak [Proud] Black people are gone! Xie Ling: "..." Yan Yin: "..." The sultry, arrogant and poisonous CEO Alpha Gong x looks cute but is actually a sharp-tongued heartthrob Omega A cyclical story of sharks, sharks, and sharks, a micro-horror comedy Intention: Bravely pursue your inner direction