After the Empress Inherited the Mental Hospital

Su Jiu was struck by lightning on the day she ascended the throne, and then traveled into a novel. At the beginning, she inherited a mental hospital where big bosses gathered. And he turned into a little cannon fodder who was psychologically twisted and took pleasure in abusing them. Later, he was crushed and reduced to ashes. She can't send people away, and she doesn't even appreciate them when she takes the initiative to woo them... They all pretended to be crazy and stupid. Su Jiu thought about it. Since the other party was addicted to acting, she could only act in her true colors. ** Su Jiu put on a hospital gown and moved into room No. 4, Starting her life as an emperor. On the first day, the unscrupulous entertainment reporter got past the security system and secretly filmed the actor. Su Jiu knocked the other person unconscious with a pot lid, looked at the actor and said: "Eunuch Tan, come here to protect me, I'm scared!" Actor Tan:? ? ? The next day, the greedy second uncle, an academic genius, brought someone to coax him into reselling the patent. Su Jiu shoveled down the pot and smashed it to pieces: "How dare you, falsely spreading my imperial edict is a capital crime, why don't Commander Gu drag him down and chop him down!" Gu Tiancai:? ? ? On the third day, the arrogant and domineering girl mocked the sick beauty in Room 3 for her lameness. Su Jiu poured a cup of milk tea over, and the other party was drowned: "Uncle, she knocked over my palace jade liquid, one hundred and eighty cups of compensation!" Chu Yi:? ? ? Something seems wrong with his fiancée. *The entire text has an imaginary background and location, and everything is set by the author himself. *There are many private settings, and their existence is reasonable. *Don't call the author sick, he is not! ! ! -----The next metaphysics article, if you are interested, feel free to read------ "Give foreign psychic competitions a hundred million points of metaphysical shock [90]" Author: Chu Yun Sinan traveled through time and traveled to European P City in 1996. There are no smartphones here, there are no live broadcasts, and even the video tapes have to be rewinded to watch. But there's one thing here that's ridiculously popular: the psychic contest! The video is played on a loop in the underground video hall, bets are placed wildly on handicaps, and newspaper headlines occupy the top of the list every year. The contestants are Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: an oriental old man with white beard and hair, a handsome young man in a suit and leather shoes, a cold and charming woman with a strong aura, a child with eyes as deep as the abyss... Men, women, old and young, all in different shapes, each with their own mysteries, at first glance they are masters among masters! When Si Nan announced that he was going to compete, the whole street was shocked! Who is Si Nan? The little niece of the proprietress of a jewelry store in Chinatown! Her parents died, and after the old Taoist priest who raised her passed away, she was picked up by her aunt from the east! He doesn't speak the same language and he's not very old. He seems to be well-behaved and obedient, and doesn't seem to have any hidden abilities. Why don't we deliver food? However, at the competition site—— The other guests tried their best to suppress the possessed objects, but Si Nan glanced at them. The other party trembled and sealed himself. Everyone:! ! ! The other guests were almost frightened to tears by the weirdly smiling doll, but Simon said: "Old witch, stop pretending to be young." A little girl dressed in a strange way broke through the defense and burst into tears on the spot. Everyone:! ! ! Other guests were frightened by the moving skeleton and backed away. Si Nan took a step forward, and the skeletons on the opposite side retreated collectively. Everyone:! ! ! The "luxury villa" arranged by the program team looked like the luxury was actually abandoned for many years. The walls would fall off, the water pipes would ring, and there was a man that only she could see. The man occupied her favorite sofa and said in a lazy tone: "Your talisman is drawn crookedly." "Why don't you go back? This place is suitable for you." Si Nan stared at him for three seconds and put another talisman on him. The man didn't disappear, he even smiled. "Can you give in? I want to put up a house-protecting charm." Si Nan was helpless. "No, this is my home." "... You are already dead." "Don't worry, I'm still alive." Simon:? ? ? "Wait a moment, let me figure out first... Is it a corpse fraud or a after-sales problem." Man:… ------The next book is Sand Sculpture, if you are interested, you can join ------ "People hate dogs, but cats love me [Entertainment Circle]" Author: Chu Yun Once transformed into a second-tier female artist with a lot of dirty stuff in the entertainment industry, Wen Yue started on a hellish level—— Get close to the kitten, and the kitten's fur will explode; Approaching the puppy, the puppy retches; When I went to the zoo, the peacock shut up on the spot. Marketing accounts went wild overnight to criticize a well-known artist for poisoning a dog. Wen Yue:...... Is there a possibility that she is born an animal insulator. In order to change her reputation, the company packaged her up and cast her in the popular cute pet variety show "Have You Been Cured by Cats Today?" Wen Yue:...... This is not a healing variety show, this is her public execution scene! As soon as the recording started, a prompt popped up in her mind—— [Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden BUFF: limited-time cat-sucking physique. ] [As long as you complete the system tasks, you can get the cat-attracting bonus. ] Wen Yue:! ! ! Cat-attracting physique! Want to! Think it! She also wants to rua cute cats every day! So—— First day of recording. Maomao jumped into her arms and nuzzled her on the spot. Wen Yue: Cat loves me! Recording day two. The cat just lay on her lap and refused to move. Wen Yue: Cat loves me so much! The third day of recording. All the cats lined up to get into her arms. Wen Yue: Cat loves me invincibly! Intention: Warmth in the world and mutual redemption.