[Pre-receipt] "The Boss Is Pretty Nice"
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1: Bian Luo and Qin Zhihao talked about it when they were in college. According to the two people, they were young and ignorant, and I was blind to get together.
Two people are like a lighter or a firecracker, they explode when they come together.
After the breakup, the two rich second-generation young masters lived well on their own, but were later kicked out of the family on the same day.
The young enemy of the two people met each other while walking on the street carrying a broken suitcase with a stinky face.
Bian Luo: "You... Are you still alive?"
The ex-boyfriend thing should be extinct.
2: Later, the two of them struggled to survive together, sleeping together, eating together, and living together in this shabby life, taking on any job in order to make money.
Qin Zhihao got off work in the middle of the night and saw Bian Luo getting into a taxi and entering a residential building in a strange community.
After hesitating for half an hour, Qin Zhihao couldn't bear it anymore. With a dark face and a feeling of shock and anger, Qin Zhihao banged on the door.
Bian Luo, this man who steals people.
A few minutes later, Bian Luo opened the door and was startled, "What are you doing?"
Qin Zhihao sneered, "If you two are bored, add me as well. How interesting it would be."
Bian Hao was stunned for a moment: "It's not appropriate. I'll ask the guests."
Qin Zhihao's face turned green with anger.
After a few seconds, Bian Luo stood at the door of the bedroom, "He said... It's okay."
Qin Zhihao stepped forward and rushed over. He wanted to see what kind of thing could make Bian Luo betray himself...
"What the hell is this?" Qin Zhihao frowned and stood in the bedroom, looking at the upright 80-year-old man sleeping on the bed.
"It's a coaxing service." Bian Luo stared at him inexplicably, holding a storybook in his hand, "Keep your voice down, the next article is a snail's surprise, do you want to hear it?"
Qin Zhihao: "............"
The world is really crazy.
3: The family kicked their son out out of anger. One night, the two of them answered the phone together.
After hanging up.
Qin Zhihao: "They have calmed down and can go home."
Bian Luo: "They have lost their temper. My family is really bankrupt."
The air was quiet for a few seconds. Qin Zhihao took out a 50 and three 20s from his pocket and handed them to him.
Bian Luo: "What?"
Qin Zhihao said seriously: "Deposit, and I will support you from now on."
The boss suddenly opened the door and rushed in: "The room fee was not paid today!"
Qin Zhihao turned to look at the money in Bian Luo's hand: "How about... We start raising it tomorrow?"
Bian Luo:..........
He will really thank you.
#Collect rags, collect garbage, collect brainless exes#
#If we had persisted a little longer and had a deeper understanding, maybe we would have discovered that the other party was indeed a fool#
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[Pre-receipt] "The Boss Is Pretty Nice"
1:
After graduation, An Bai went to work in a big city and lived with her uncle.
Da Xia is carrying a huge suitcase in his left hand and holding his baby Samoyed in his right hand.
Walk to the door of my uncle's community.
An Bai was suddenly frightened and shouted: "Cancel your account, why are you eating shit again!!"
After saying that, he turned around and faced a man who was 1.85 Meters tall and wearing a white shirt with a stunned look on his face.
An Bai smiled warmly and waved to others, "I live here too. My name is An Bai! What's your name?"
"My name is... Xiao Hao."
"…………"
2:
Later, Xiao Hao listened to the little boy next door yelling every day
Don't urinate when the account is canceled, don't eat when the account is canceled…
When I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I just heard the words from the neighbor next to me: Don't go crazy with me!
Xiao Hao: I love your grandma's watermelon rinds
Later, An Bai went to the company to report, and Xiao Hao became his immediate boss.
On the first day he introduced himself, his colleagues asked him what his specialties were.
An Bai opened his mouth and said: "I..."
Xiao Hao, with dark circles under his eyes, held his forehead and suddenly answered: He has a very loud voice!
An Bai's eyes widened with an innocent expression:? ? ? ? ? ?
3:
When it was time to get off work, a colleague asked An Bai what he was doing after get off work.
Xiao Hao happened to come out of the office at that time.
He only heard An Bai say to everyone very clearly: "Today I will take my Haohao to cut eggs!"
Xiao Hao, who was standing behind him, gritted his teeth: Don't call me by my fucking nickname! ! !
The boss wanted to change the family tree overnight, which was bad luck.
An Bai raised a dog named Guanhao and fell in love with a man named Xiao Hao. From then on, she lived a life of dog-human fighting.
Purpose: Love life and stay healthy
Reader comments
Ending with flowers~ As I get older, I like this kind of sweet and slap-in-the-face text that is not cruel, but, but! ! ! This article is a bit too short. QAQ
I wipe it, hahahahahahahaha, I wipe it, I'm so excited, hahahahahaha
"Xia Shuang" is a big bug for the author~
It must be frost, right?
Come on, I want to fall in love with the wrong sedan chair and marry the dumb girl from the right man.
Ending with flowers~ As I get older, I like this kind of sweet and slap-in-the-face text that is not cruel, but, but! ! ! This article is a bit too short. QAQ
I wipe it, hahahahahahahaha, I wipe it, I'm so excited, hahahahahaha
"Xia Shuang" is a big bug for the author~ It must be frost, right?
Come on, I want to fall in love with the wrong sedan chair and marry the dumb girl from the right man.
00?(?????)? ?? Come on