I Really Want to Be Arrested

[Recommend to gay friends "I'm Not Recruited Today" by Glycolysis] [Recommend pre-collection of "I'm not at the bottom of the winery food chain"] —————— Ahem, My codename is mint julep 18 years old, male, Aries Temporarily a civil servant in a department in Tokyo (crossed out) The black organization action team takes the lead The assets in his name are three guns, two boxes of instant noodles, a suite, and half-price discount coupons for several restaurants. Personality: warm and cold, considerate, gentle and considerate Now I beg a red man to arrest me It is required to have a good image, good temperament, and no violent tendencies (yes, but not too many) Those with 18-pack abs and the ability to use a sweeping robot will be given priority Don't miss this opportunity, first come first served! * "Everyone in the brewery knows that mint julep has a chuunibyou, so let him go and cause harm to the police department now" [Reading instructions] ①cp Touko ②He who easily surrenders to logic ③No need to tell me if you abandon the article, I can emo ④In fact, this is a story about Chuuji Shinsake who wanted to be a beautiful, strong and tragic villain, but ended up making himself into a funny character. ———————————————— Pre-collection article "I am not at the bottom of the winery food chain" Shang Qingyou Kong, a fan of management games One day, he downloaded the newly released game [Winery Family]. [You inherit a winery. Kamiqing Yusora nodded, oh, this is a usual opening line for management games. [Note, you have many employees] Kamiqing Yusora yawned, oh, the routine. [If employees are too loyal, they will imprison you] ? ? ? [If employee loyalty is too low, they will kill you] ! ! ! There was no time to exit the game, and the next second he was teleported to a real-life Japanese street. [For your life safety and personal freedom, please be sure to regulate employee loyalty, and I wish you a happy game] * [Your existing gold coins are only enough to unlock the loyalty of one employee] Shangqing Youkong looked at the smiling golden retriever next to him and clicked to confirm. [Bourbon Loyalty-80] Kamiqing Yuzong: Wow, it's 80, not bad. Therefore, Qing Youkong, who was the first to open the blind box and found "Loyal Minister", began to favor Bourbon unlimitedly. From that day on, he noticed that his employee Gin looked at him more and more sinisterly. (An employee with such scary eyes must have very low loyalty, so it is safer to move him far away.) Until one day, Kameharu Yukon accidentally unlocked Gin's loyalty. Gin Loyalty 98 Shang Qing Yu Kong: So high! But why is the loyalty format different from Bourbon Rye Scotland? Where did that little bar line go? Before he had time to think about it, he watched the gloomy-looking Gin's loyalty jump to 99. Shangqing Youkong's expression froze. "System, you said before what will happen if employees are too loyal?" (The copy may be revised before publication, but the gist remains unchanged.) Purpose: love and justice