[Short Track Speed Skating] How Many Steps Are Needed to Run with a Bucket?

Mr. Tumu, who is over 30 years old, watched the short track speed skating competition at the Winter Olympics at home. When he woke up the next day, he found that he had traveled through time and space as a child practicing short track speed skating. He thought he had a chance to win glory for his country and was very excited. Then he discovered that the Taigeuk flag printed on the team uniform was missing half of the hexagram. Then a group of older kids broke in and beat him up, physically. I%#%￥##%&%......(The following swear words will be treated harmoniously) However, this is just the beginning. Next, you have to face a series of operations that will make your blood pressure soar, including but not limited to the cutting of the water bottle, the manipulation of skates, the push and pull of the universe, and the kicking of the face. After losing count of the number of times he asked his teammates to pull him off the track and smash into the protective pads, Han Yuting burst into tears and gritted his teeth - Damn it, he couldn't survive this day, he wanted to transfer! He wants to go home! But running away is also risky. How to run away decently and without leaving any clues is an art worth studying. Warning before reading: This is not a sports article in the serious sense. If you scratch the surface, you will find that it is just a collection of hell jokes full of black humor and stereotypes. The fundamental purpose of everything is to improve your life, and it is most likely a bad job. The author does not understand sports at all. All the information is written and checked immediately. It is inevitable that there will be bugs. If any professional veteran finds that the mistake is too outrageous, please point it out in the comment area immediately. I will humbly correct it. There must be character prototypes. A character made up without reference will not stand up. I hope no one will criticize which character's prototype is not like this at all. Are you maliciously throwing dirty water blablabla... Intention: A stranger, a soul in a foreign land, a blessed land that one yearns for, a homeland that cannot be parted from.