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[Updated on the 11th day later, pre-collected "I have never lost with snipers [e-sports]" "I fell in love with my ex-boyfriend after I fell in love with a variety show [abo]", the copy is below, please collect it~]
Shen Lan was good-looking and had a good family background. Her parents were not around all year round, so she developed a domineering personality from an early age until she met a new transfer student in her sophomore year of high school.
The man was tall and long-legged, with stern eyebrows. He looked like a dog on the outside, but he punched him as soon as they met.
? ? ?
Just when he was about to teach the other party an unforgettable lesson, he suddenly realized that he had blocked the wrong person? !
Shen Lan: ... I have a saying mmp, I don't know whether to say it or not.
An unexpected incident came to an end. Shen Lan was determined to be on the same page with He Chen, but she didn't expect to fall into his hands again the next day. The other party even interfered with his business unscrupulously!
"Milk tea contains too much sugar and hurts the throat."
"Drink less, it's not good for your health."
"It's cold, so wear a thick coat."
After Shen Lan didn't know how many times he was being controlled, he finally couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Who are you? Why should I listen to you?!"
He Chen looked at the down jacket he was wearing and the milk in the thermos cup, and raised his eyebrows slightly.
"Boyfriend, is that okay?"
Shen Lan's ears turned red: "Ahem, yes, yes..."
Damn, this is too foul...
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On the first day when He Chen transferred to another school, he met someone who was looking for trouble.
The man's eyebrows were exquisite, but his body was full of thorns. He was a presence that no one could ignore.
I thought they would have nothing to do with each other, but on Shen Lan's birthday, everything changed.
In the KTV, He Chen looked at the person sitting on him, holding his cheek, his eyes were red, his smile was intoxicating, and his throat couldn't help but roll slightly.
He suddenly felt that the drunk person seemed to have become himself.
Otherwise, why would he be so moved?
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Pre-receipt of the copy of "I've Never Lost a Sniper [E-Sports]":
In the finals of the 3V3 professional competition, the emerging sniper and dark horse data fired a blank gun at the scene, causing his teammates to be wiped out. For a while, the Internet was full of curses.
But at this time, VK officials suddenly announced that data Ji Sining had joined VK and officially became the starting sniper.
Ji Sining: ... Thank you for the invitation. I was tricked by my brother.
As soon as this news came out, there was an instant uproar on the Internet, with people angrily criticizing VK officials and shouting that Ji Sining get out of VK!
But Ji Sining loves to play devil's advocate and made bold statements on the first day of the official announcement.
"Sniper rifle, I have never lost."
A two-person sniper match in an individual competition? Sorry, the championship is mine.
Difficult sniping from a long distance? Easy to operate, no problem.
A one versus five comeback? Challenge the impossible, I am a miracle.
Many Tianxiu operations have attracted people's awe, and netizens have slapped them in the face and held high the banner of cheers.
"The Lemon God controls Tianxiu!"
"Whoever wants to complain again, throw the video in his face!"
Everyone knows that if Ji Sining and VK captain Xu Che don't deal with each other, it will be a thunderous move as long as they open the mic.
Netizens are terrified every day, fearing that one day news of a fight between VK and Fox Strike partners will come out.
"Play well and don't do anything!"
"Lemon God, safety first, competition second!"
"Xu Shen, if you take a step back, your life will be safe!"
However, I don't know when the rumors spread later. Ji Sining was not afraid of anything, except for those who were timid in front of the captain.
Ji Sining: That's nonsense! Who said that? Stand up for me! Am I afraid of him?
Xu Che: What if I said that?
Ji Sining:......
Xu Che: Put your legs down and tidy up your clothes and hair.
Ji Sining: ... Oh.
Netizen:? ? ?
Am I blind? Is this world a fantasy? !
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"I fell in love with my ex-boyfriend after I fell in love with a variety show [abo]" Copywriting:
Everyone knows that there are two popular figures in the entertainment industry today.
Omega Zhu Yao is capable of punching and kicking scum, making him the number one devil in the circle.
Alpha Qi Xuan, who treats others with humility and courtesy and never goes beyond the rules, is known as the best moral benchmark in the circle.
The two people are obviously unrelated to each other, but they are mortal enemies that everyone knows.
The song release time should be on the same day, and the party performances on different channels should be in the same time period. Even the live interviews, which are thousands of miles apart, can simultaneously mock each other.
From the main owner to the fans, the two families were torn apart in a bloody and bloody way, but no one knew that they were once the closest lovers.
In order to gain popularity, a romantic variety show invited the two of them. Zhu Yao looked at the various intimate games in the contract and said directly: "How could I do this kind of variety show..."
"Don't you dare?"
"... How could I say no?"
Zhu Yao slapped the table and looked directly into Qi Xuan's eyes: "Whoever dares is a dog."
Qi Xuan sneered: "Deal."
As soon as the official announcement came out, the whole network was shocked. Just when everyone was guessing how soon they would fight, the style of the show suddenly became weird.
Is this kind of tacit understanding that the two of you should have?
Is it really a good idea to know each other's ins and outs?
Wait, why did you come out of the same room? !
In the middle of the night, Zhu Yao touched his red and swollen neck and the marks all over his body, gritted his teeth and spoke angrily: "It doesn't matter! It won't ever matter in this life!"
A few seconds later, Qi Xuan retweeted: "The kitten at home is having hairy hair and needs to be coaxed to make everyone laugh."
Netizen:! ! ! The most unlikely CP of the year actually came true!
Intention: Study hard and move towards each other's future
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Friends walk together for life~, update!
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Friends walk together for life~, update!
The author writes really well! Support [come on] [come on] [come on]
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