When Li Buyan was three years old, his family moved to Lixin Community. When he met four-year-old Qin Shi, he competed with several other boys of the same age to see who could pee farther. Li Buyan frowned and met Qin Shi's eyes, who just raised his head, setting the tone for his future life.
The two went to elementary school together.
"Li Buyan, please lend me your homework..."
"No borrowing."
"Okay, please, please..."
"..."
After going to college.
"Li Buyan, please lend me your marriage certificate."
"Aren't they all the same?"
"..."
Concept: Love is nothing more than making noise and making money