Jiuricheng was ridiculed by his friends all day long for not understanding love, saying that he was still single after living for hundreds of years, and that his life was in vain. Only his colleagues would stroke his dog's head to comfort him:
"Kuhi-kun, you can regard Yokohama as your lover."
After hearing this, Jiuricheng shed tears of gratitude and raised his middle finger with his backhand at this co-worker who just wanted to exploit his employees.
With the idea that sooner or later, people who laugh at him will look at him with admiration, Brother Cheng endured the humiliation and found his friend No. 1, The King of Neptune, to learn from him.
Friend No. 1 Is not secretive: First of all, you must have a good-looking face.
Friend No. 2, Who was drinking with Friend No. 1, Joined the conversation: People who are good at talking are more popular.
Friend No. 3 Also kindly reminded: A stable job can make the family happier.
Friend No. 1 Echoed: It would be better if it was a big company.
Friend No. 2: A healthy body is also important.
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Brother Cheng, who had written down everyone's suggestions in his notebook, was thinking hard about how to meet all the above conditions. He saw the receding hairline of friend No. 2 And suddenly realized it.
The next day, Jiuricheng went to his boss to apply for resignation and said that he wanted to become a civil servant.
Boss:?
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According to "How to Be Popular with the Opposite Sex", also known as "Neptune's Manual":
Civil servant is the most popular profession among blind daters.
Brother Cheng deeply agrees with this.
*My friends laughed at me for not being able to write emotional dramas, so I wrote one for them to read! ——On May 11, 2022, those who are about to prove that they can't write copy will definitely not be left behind.
*The above copy has been changed, one word has been changed, 2022.6.5.
*CP Brother Hongye is the leader Hongye.
Purpose: Prove yourself