
Being a Jerk to Your Husband Will Cause Global Warming
渣了老公会引发全球变暖
by When Wearing Flowers (穿花时)
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Source
- JJWXC
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Yu Yan is a beautiful rich woman who is both scumbag and good at flirting. One day when she was bored, she casually played B game. In the game, Yu Yan is proficient in time management, tailors her character, speaks love words freely, and cheats on her as the king of the sea. After completing the level with full favorability, she quickly lost interest and uninstalled the game and returned to reality. When the three paper man husbands chased them out of the game. Yu Yan is hunting for beauty at a party. She was surrounded by many handsome guys and had so much fun that she was drunk and dizzy. Seeing her ex-husbands rushing towards her in a fierce manner, she touched the abdominal muscles of an unknown milk dog under her and whistled: New duck? Together? The first love was shattered, and they turned completely dark—— All eight eyes of the sea monster shed tears, its thick tentacles waved over, and huge waves arose in the deep sea. The ghost revealed its fangs, ghost fire burned, its bone wings lifted, and hurricane sirens sounded throughout the city. The high-risk and strange "white coat" broke through in the laboratory, and the zombie virus multiplied disorderly in the petri dish. Yu Yan later discovered that she had played the wrong game. I passed the Horror Monster Game as a B game guide... Staring at the experts in the news who explain all kinds of anomalies as "global warming". Yu Yan's sense of crisis went astray and turned into a recipe for getting rich: Siren is good. Kraken has built a seafood production line, including spicy deep-sea octopus legs and freshly caught eight-headed abalone. Everyone said it was delicious after eating it. The ghost uses will-o'-the-wisps as special effects and launches a live broadcast to bring goods, and the program is full of effects. Zombie saves energy and protects the environment without having to pay wages, and can deliver express delivery and takeout, and deliver fresh food from all over the world on the same day. Business closed loop√ Yu Yan stared at the three chosen "workers" and smiled: There is no love brain that I can't handle. Within a year, Yu Yan rocketed to the top of the Fox rankings and became a top rich woman worth hundreds of billions. # Scumbag girl, male competition Shura field, heartthrob, female non-male C# Copywritten on 23.12.26 ——————————————— Pre-collection [It's all my fault, my old enemy's eight-pack abs] In the world of martial arts, there is a sect that only accepts women - Jueyin Valley. The leader of the church, Mei Xiaoche, is delivering a passionate speech. "A man's mouth is deceptive. Why should we tolerate a husband who has three wives and four concubines?!" The female congregants, all of whom had been hurt by men, echoed the words and burst into tears. In the world of martial arts, there is also a sect that only accepts men - Chunyang Palace. The palace owner Ying Changguang is undergoing daily spiritual healing. "Women can only make trouble unreasonably. Why should the man admit his mistake first and make him laugh when we have a quarrel?!" The male congregants had all been cheated by women, and they all sighed and applauded loudly. The leaders of the two factions are old enemies. Mei Xiaoche: Chunyang Palace is so shameless. Ying Changguang spends all his time making lies to confuse the public, and everyone gets it and kills him. Ying Changguang: Jueyin Valley is a demon sect. Mei Xiaoche and I are not compatible, and there will be a fight sooner or later. A few months later, Mei Xiaoche and Ying Changguang met each other in a vest, but they didn't recognize each other. Mei Xiaoche: My name is Xiaomei. Ying Changguang: My name is Aguang. Mei Xiaoche: He is really easy to poke at me, he is considerate and funny, he is a good martial artist and he listens to me in everything. It turns out that men are not all scum. Sisters, is it true that I am going to be single? Ying Changguang: She is really perfect, beautiful and smart, has excellent swordsmanship and knows everything. It turns out that women are actually so cute. Guys, I'm sorry, I might be in love. Congregation:? ? ? HE, a canine male protagonist, contains elements of suspense and reasoning. ——————————————— Receive in advance [Don't be envious of mines at home] [Huang Ying, I really didn't expect that your parents are both farmers? ] [Pretending to be a socialite, cheating on food, drinks, and connections in the circle, she is so thick-skinned. ] "Cinderella" Huang Ying worked hard to expose her fake persona in order to start a business. Photo evidence was spread out all over the table, and a group of rich and wealthy women showed contempt and gloated at the joke. There are wild rumors in the circle that Huang Ying is in control of heaven and earth, and her rich second-generation boyfriend Ruan Mingtai is enduring it for money. After the public execution, the socialite "best friends" were sure that Ruan Mingtai would immediately terminate the engagement, and they took advantage of it. In full view of everyone, Ruan Mingtai took out the "pigeon blood red" that he had carefully prepared for a long time. Ruan Mingtai: He is a good deceiver, his acting skills are inferior to those of popular celebrities; he started from scratch, there is no one in the world who is more inspiring than A Ying - can you marry me? All the ladies:? ? ? Snap. The rich parents of the first lady came in a hurry, slapped their daughter, and respectfully thanked Huang Ying for attending the banquet. Huang Ying's red lips are like fire, swaying, and she is as arrogant and dazzling as ever. Huang Ying: Sorry, your news may be a little delayed. My parents dug a gold mine on the hilltop where they farm. Huang Ying, who got rich overnight, decided to do whatever she felt comfortable with. Cooking chicken wings in 1982 Lafite, driving local specialties in a Rolls-Royce, and playing with men on a six-figure bed. Ruan Mingtai's face was flushed, and a branch-like object emerged from his head, hitting the person next to him who was doing whatever he wanted. Huang Ying:! ! ! When a normal man is in a state of confusion, he doesn't grow horns on his head, right? Huang Ying lay on Ruan Mingtai's chest and rubbed it, unable to hide her curiosity. Huang Ying: So your prototype is a deer? Ruan Mingtai: ... I am a dragon. The man's eyes were dark, and he opened her body, which was flirting with her, and a column of cold water rose into the sky. Gentle, elegant and noble son × stunning beauty brings trouble to the world. #Aren't you saying that Eastern dragons don't like sparkling gold# #I fell in love with you when I met you# Intention: Emotional single-mindedness, starting from me