I was lucky enough to be bound to the system that everyone dreams of, but the system, this piece of shit, told me that it was actually a pension system.
Me: "???"
What's going on in this world? Can we be more reliable? Can we?
It turns out, it can.
He is just a bit useless, murder cases are everywhere, and there is always an elementary school student in a blue suit jumping around at the crime scene.
He said his name was Conan, his full name was Edogawa Conan.
Me: "Huh?"
"Oh"
None of my business.
Seven years ago, the system told me through the forum that those police academy students who were very nice to me would kill four of them.
I:"???"! ! !
My meal ticket!
I can't sit still and wait for death, I want to save my meal ticket! My shit shoveler!
But what can I do? I'm just an ordinary little waste. Look at me, this poor cat.
The system told me to open a vest, it really can't stand it anymore.
I know, I can't stand it either.
So the distillery added a new kind of vodka, a handsome one.
Okay....
I have completely lived a life away from rotten salted fish.
/Someday/
I nestled comfortably in the arms of the vest, eating potato chips and drinking Feizhai Happy Water, feeling that this was heaven on earth and this was a rotten life.
A young man with dark skin and cat eyes pushed open the door and entered.
Well, it's two of them.
Etc! No, this is my vest's safe house! ! ! I took on the shape of a shout.
The cat-eyed youth and the black-skinned youth: Come into the game!
So, I became my little lover.
Me: "Wait a minute, isn't there something wrong with this development?"
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The full text is seriously inconsistent with the copywriting
Write blindly with eyes closed
Watch with caution
Concept: When there is a little kid in the family, everyone becomes the shit-sweeper.