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Soft, cute and defensive, the little pot spirit VS the cold-hearted and paranoid devil on the outside and crazy on the inside.
The Stove Lord's pot has turned into essence, and he wants to descend to earth to survive the tribulation;
He counted with his fingers and found that this pot was made of Nine Heavens Black Iron and had gone through eighty-one thunder tribulations;
If there is anything missing, it must be love disaster.
He called his young apprentice to him: Have you read the book Si Ming lent me?
The little pot spirit nodded: Look.
Kitchen God: Who is the bad guy in the book?
Xiaoguo Jing clenched his fist: Thank you Wuji!
The Kitchen God was satisfied: What would it be like to meet him?
The little pot spirit said solemnly: Run as far as you want!
The Kitchen God nodded: That's right!
As soon as the little pot spirit arrived in the world, he saw a beautiful young man being beaten up, and they were clamoring to dig up his spiritual roots.
So miserable, it must be the beautiful, strong and miserable male protagonist Shen Yunji!
The little pot spirit got excited and rushed over immediately.
With a "clang" sound, the spirit sword struck by the opponent broke on the spot.
The little pot spirit touched his head, patted his chest and said to the boy: Don't be afraid, I will block them for you as many times as they chop you!
Jiutian Xuantie is so arrogant!
The beautiful young man is thin and seriously injured, with weak spiritual energy;
The Stove Lord's recipe is engraved on the little pot spirit's body, and he makes medicinal meals for the boy every day to nourish his body.
She looked at the thin boy and whispered: There is a big bad guy in this world named Xie Wuji. If you meet him, do you know how far you can run?
Xie Wuji held the medicinal meal she had just prepared and nodded silently.
Later, the beautiful boy broke through the Nascent Soul and attracted the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder;
When the little pot spirit protected him from the lightning disaster, he saw the magic pattern on the young man's chest!
She panicked: You, you, you, are you Xie Wuji?
Xie Wuji's face turned pale: Yes...
The little pot spirit was struck by lightning and was so black that he left the dying boy behind and ran away.
"Help, Master!"
The little pot spirit cried: I seem to have done something wrong!
Food guide:
1. Don't just book it all without reading it. Everyone's understanding ability is different. If you don't understand, you don't have to read it. It's good for you, good for me, and good for everyone! Also, reading this article is so fast that it's easy to miss the details of the plot!
In addition, anti-gang science popularization: Chengying Sword - one of the top ten famous swords in China, is blue in color and is not exclusive to any novel.
In addition, private facilities are like mountains, so don't pay attention to them.
Refining Qi - Building Foundation - Golden Pill - Nascent Soul - Overcoming Tribulation - Mahayana - Ascension
2. Double C sweet text
Dog Matsuri's birthday is October 18th. Boy 180cm. Youth 187cm.
Guoguo's birthday is June 4th, 158cm (no longer growing)
3. Tip: The male protagonist is real! Real! It's so crazy that only the heroine can redeem him!
4. The protagonist's character design is as above, the female protagonist is a spiritual person and has no understanding of human affairs, so no! Cong! Bright! If you are not a strong woman, you will grow later.
5. The first few chapters were written in March (I know the first draft was very poor!) I will revise it after I finish it, so you can skip and read!
Writing guidance is declined. Personal attacks will be deleted. Maintain harmony and friendship.
Except for the main villain, the main and supporting characters are not absolutely good or bad. If any character causes discomfort, please stay away in time.
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Heartless and heartless, I don't recognize the senior sister after eating x The cold and paranoid white cut, black and boring master
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Yu Yaojing came to life again.
In her previous life, she served as the top control group for the group's beloved junior sister, but could not survive the vicious cannon fodder senior sister in Chapter Ten.
In order to save her life, Yu Yaojing practiced hard and killed all her classmates. However, she was stabbed in the waist by Junior Sister Green Tea when she was ascending.
The beautiful master is cold-hearted and has always looked down on her, a little loser with incomplete spiritual roots;
The leaders of the righteous path of the Immortal Sect are all idiots. The young master of the Canghai Sect and the Buddhist disciple of the Puguang Temple are both the licking dogs of the younger junior sister.
Only the Demon Lord, who had never appeared before, slaughtered all the sects for her, took her broken natal lamp and built a tomb, but in the end, she was besieged by hundreds of sects of the immortal sect and died.
Yu Yaojing was so angry that her head was smoking: What kind of immortality can you cultivate? I want to cultivate demons!
2.
After waking up, Yu Yaojing bound a stamp collecting system.
System: Ask the host to collect the secret treasure of the Canghai Sect, the golden body relics of the Buddha in Puguang Temple, and the obscene clothes of the Master Mobei Immortal Lord, and then he can ascend to the Demon God on the spot.
Yu Yaojing was shocked: Doesn't this mean I'm going to die directly?
These three people are the ultimate lickers for the little junior sister. They are crazy about her and bang against the concrete wall for her.
In her previous life, she could not avoid the protagonist in the book but could not escape death. After resurrecting her life, Yu Yaojing was heartbroken. She slept with the beautiful master and got his obscene clothes. She immediately betrayed the master and turned to the devil's path.
Yu Yaojing, who had successfully descended the mountain, knelt down next to Demon Lord, who was dressed in red and wearing a mask, and helped him beat his legs. She opened her mouth and said, "My master is not as powerful as you, Master Demon Lord, I will join you!"
Mobei Immortal Lord, who woke up after a night of prostitution and couldn't find anyone, almost couldn't put on his mask when he looked at the eloquent Yu Yaojing in front of him.
... Traitor!
3.
After becoming a demon, Yu Yaojing's life should not be too carefree.
Today I went on a boat trip to enjoy the flowers with the young master of the Canghai Sect, and tomorrow I held a candle-lit night talk about Buddhism with the Buddhist disciples of Puguang Temple, and confidently grabbed the spare tire of my junior sister.
During the battle between immortals and demons, Yu Yaojing stood with her sword in her arms, calmly watching Little Junior Sister Green Tea pretending to be panicked and revealing her identity as a demon.
She sneered and cut off most of the sect's mountain with one sword, speaking domineeringly: "Who was barking just now?"
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Intention: Lost in the east, gained in the mulberry tree