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[The group's favorite salty fish, the great beauty Fairy King, is attacked by VS the beautiful, strong, miserable and crazy critic of the love brain monster]
Copywriting: Feng Zhenyue was born in the world of cultivation. He only wanted to be a salted fish. However, the first time he went down the mountain, he picked up a poor little boy whose father did not care for his mother and was bullied everywhere.
After raising the man, Feng Zhenyue ran away irresponsibly.
A few years later, the system suddenly appeared and told Feng Zhenyue that this world was a bad novel.
System: "You have to help the male protagonist regain his luck and defeat the villain Xie Wudu."
Feng Zhenyue: "?"
Who to defeat?
When we met again, the poor little boy turned into a cruel and murderous new young master of the Demon Realm, who was looking for a casual cultivator named "Wuchen".
It is said that those who betrayed him will be crushed to ashes.
Everyone in the world of cultivation is in danger, only Feng Zhenyue is grateful:
Fortunately, when I went down the mountain, I used a fake name and a fake face.
But even though Feng Zhenyue, who was following the plot seriously, tightly covered her waistcoat, Xie Wudu still looked at him with something wrong:
"Xianjun really doesn't know Wuchen?"
Feng Zhenyue denied it flatly: "I don't know, I haven't heard of it."
The big devil that everyone in the world of cultivation is afraid of is slowly approaching:
"Is that so..."
Feng Zhenyue's scalp was numb.
There is no choice but to run away.
In the battle between immortals and demons, the salted fish Jinquda from the Tianzong sect died.
On the same day, Xie Wudu, the young master of the Demon Realm who was already acting crazy, went completely crazy.
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After escaping to death, Feng Zhenyue lived happily for three hundred years, but suddenly one day he was blocked by the villain.
Xie Wudu's pair of strange pupils stared at him intently and said word by word:
"Wind, pillow, moon."
"Or, should I call you, Wuchen?"
Fengzhenyue Pupil Earthquake: ... Wait!
"It's not written in the script that the villain will come after me to settle the score?" !
Feng Zhenyue, who turned around and ran away, was dragged back by Xie Wudu and tied to the bed.
Looking at the dagger in Xie Wudu's hand, Feng Zhenyue said with awe-inspiring righteousness:
"You want to kill or chop me into pieces."
Feng Zhenyue thought that today was the day of his death. Who knew that what Xie Wudu had opened was not his tendons and hamstrings, but his clothes.
Feng Zhenyue:?
Under Feng Zhenyue's horrified gaze, Xie Wudu leaned over and bit his collarbone, paranoid and morbid:
"If I had known you were not warm-hearted, I should have locked you close to me in the first place."
From now on, your eyes can only look at me, your hands can only touch me, and in this life... You will never get out of bed.
Feng Zhenyue:? ? ?
Help, help! ! ! !
Good news, the villain will no longer destroy the world.
The bad news came over him.
One day, Feng Zhenyue, who was covered in marks, couldn't bear it anymore and stood up to resist:
The life of salted fish is also life, and it will go bad if you keep frying it.
#No, when did you become a love-minded person in your career?
#CrazyPie Love Brain, every day when you open your eyes, you are looking for a beautiful wife.
Notes: 1. She is accepted but not weak, she is a beautiful lady, she is favored by everyone, and she has the biggest golden finger in the whole text.
2. The attack is really strong, and the madness is also really mad. It is crazy in the early stage and even crazier in the later stage.
3. Although it is a story about escaping a horse, it is not a bloody story.
4. The young couple is committed to 1V1, each other is the only one, HE.
Qiuqiu Everyone Kangkang pre-released "Your husband doesn't mind, right?" , The column can be reached directly.
Copywriting: Because of a drunken sexual affair, Pei Mian and Shang Lingxiu got married. It was a business marriage without feelings.
Having been married for many years, the two of them are more rude and polite than roommates they share a house with.
Even when performing their duties as husband and wife, they only use the same posture, as silently as if they are completing the task.
Everyone is betting on when they will divorce:
Friends privately bet on the opening date.
The media prepared a press release for the "breakup of the marriage" in advance.
Even Pei and Shang are not optimistic about this marriage...
This was completely opposite to the married life Pei Mian longed for, so he decided to divorce.
The day before the divorce, Shang Lingxiu was injured in an accident and was hospitalized.
Pei Mian hurried to the hospital. When Shang Lingxiu saw him in the hospital bed for the first time, his expression was serious:
"Hello, can I chase you?"
Pei Mian thought Shang Lingxiu was joking: "Sorry, I'm married."
When Pei Mian took people home, the embarrassment in Shang Lingxiu's eyes flashed:
"Your husband won't mind if I go home with you, right?"
Pei Mian:?
Only then did Pei Mian know that Shang Lingxiu had lost his memory.
The memory stays before their marriage.
Pei Mian explained the truth about this marriage. Shang Lingxiu thought for a moment and said calmly:
"According to what I know about myself, it is impossible for me to accept a business marriage."
Pei Mian, who thought she could divorce immediately and find true love:...?
——
Pei Mian was very distressed because after losing his memory, Shang Lingxiu believed that they got married because they truly loved each other, and their attitude toward him was different from before.
In order for Shang Lingxiu to recover as soon as possible and get divorced as soon as possible, Pei Mian could only cooperate with him, so:
In the past, the goodnight kiss that landed on the forehead and was instant, now takes half an hour.
The couple's life, which was once every half a month, has become a daily routine, and the variety has increased.
Hold her when sleeping, hold her close to you when eating, pick you up and drop off from get off work, show affection in front of your friends...
After losing his memory, Shang Lingxiu remembered all of Pei Mian's preferences and was considerate to every detail.
She is becoming more and more like Pei Mian's ideal partner.
After getting along day by day, Pei Mian no longer wanted to divorce.
He began to covet the false but warm home that Shang Lingxiu gave him.
Pei Mian even began to be afraid, afraid that Shang Lingxiu would turn back into the polite and distant husband.
Until one incident, he accidentally saw the search records of Shang Lingchao:
-How to enhance the relationship between husband and wife?
-What should I do if my wife wants a divorce?
-What should I do if I take advantage of my wife after losing my memory?
-Can I deceive my wife by pretending to have amnesia after recovering my memory?
Pei Mian:? ? ?
——
It was not easy to get married to the person he had a crush on. Even though it was a loveless marriage, Shang Lingxiu didn't want to get divorced.
In order to avoid divorce, Shang Lingxiu thought of a good way.
#The whole city is waiting for us to divorce, but we are in high-profile love #
Intention: Looking back at the desolate place where I came from, there is neither wind, rain nor sunshine when I return.