After Getting Married, the Vest Fell All over the Floor

There is a rumor that the queen of the demon world, Tu Shanmu, is a nine-tailed sky fox and likes beautiful men the most in her life. The sun eclipses the heart of a young child, and the night drinks the blood of a young girl. Everyone gets it and kills it! There are also rumors: Demon Lord Yan Po is a murderous maniac, and the blood-drinking knife in his hand has to be boiled with hot blood to calm him down. Countless innocent people died in his hands. Under the Demon Palace were piles of bones and corpses were everywhere! In a medical clinic in a small town in the south of the Yangtze River, Tu Shanmu was dressed as a medical woman and softly diagnosed and treated the young child in front of him. Yan Po on the side was carefully holding a spoon and weighing medicine in front of the medicine cabinet. The couple looked at each other and smiled tenderly. —— One day, Hua Yan, the number one assistant to the queen of the demon world, came and looked at her husband who was reading a book by the window in the house, and asked with confusion: "Master Fox, why does my husband's back look so like the demon king of the demon world?" Tu Shanmu rolled his eyes at her and threw her a pack of herbs: "You were hit by the Demon Lord last time and your brain was damaged, right? My husband, Mr. Duanfang, has no power to restrain a chicken. How could he be that bastard?" A crow on the windowsill kept calling: "Your Majesty, why does Madam's side face look so much like that girl from the demon world?" Yan Po smiled and calmly turned the page: "If you can't speak, you can pull out your tongue. My wife is kind and gentle, but she is weak and can't take care of herself. How could she be that dominatrix?" Remarks: 1. The author has a female protagonist. 2. The heroine travels through time and has a split personality. 3. The male protagonist mistakenly takes the female protagonist's script (bushi) 4. Daily update, updated at 12 noon every day (occasionally there will be a delay of about half an hour) [Enter V on October 1, 2022, 10,000 words will be updated on the same day] —————— Advance payment: "Card Drawing: I invite historical figures to appear on the show" Jiang Yan, who lost six years of love and TV career on the same day, had a high fever and received a call from her brother-in-law in her hometown during the rainy night. "When the old man divided the family property, your father himself said that he didn't want the house and wanted this pile of scrap metal. You should take it away quickly, and don't delay my demolition and making a fortune." The uncle gave Jiang Yan half a day to take away the rotten iron pieces and broken porcelain bowls left behind by his grandfather. Jiang Yan brought something home and accidentally cut her finger on a piece of iron... When Jiang Yan woke up the next day, she accidentally discovered that she was bound to a card drawing system. "A piece of broken iron from the Qin Dynasty was found. System judgment: fragments of the Qin sword. Trigger characters: Bai Qi, Qin Shihuang, Qin Dynasty blacksmith Yi. Reward: Use the illusion twice." Jiang Yan looked at the wound on his hand, then looked at the blacksmith Yi, Bai Qi and the First Emperor who appeared in front of him, and tried his best to hold up his chin. Fuck love. Fuck capital. I have my own show and I make the decision! Bai Qi explained Qin's military arrangements in an all-round way in the fantasy world, and watched the battle between the two countries a thousand years ago at close range. Blacksmith Yi was knocking and talking about the great Qin known as Tiger and Wolf with a smile. The First Emperor stood on a high platform and made a great wish for the Qin Dynasty to last forever. "Excerpts from the Book of Han were found handwritten by later generations. System judgment: modern handwriting. Trigger characters: Ban Gu, Ban Chao, Ban Zhao. Reward: Use the illusion three times." "Fan handle found. System judgment: Song Dynasty tapestry fan handle. Trigger characters: Su Men's Three Heroes, Xin Qiji, Lu Xiufu. Reward: Used in Illusion three times." … One after another, antique fragments opened doors filled with dust and smoke. Purpose: Face your true heart and find your true self