The day before registration at the university, Lin Jingcheng accidentally got a copy of Begonia dormitory literature: "My Roommates All Fall in Love with Me". The car was going at a high speed from beginning to end, and the protagonist had the same name as him!
Lin Jingcheng watched and exclaimed that it was so terrifying!
As soon as he entered the dormitory, Lin Jingcheng was dumbfounded.
His five roommates all correspond perfectly to the five attackers in the masterpiece, with their names and appearance characteristics!
"... It can't be such a coincidence, right? Something's wrong!"
Gradually, Lin Jingcheng discovered that what was wrong was their habits!
Number 1 is a night owl with day and night reversed. He is afraid of the sun and does not eat garlic.
No. 2 Likes to stand in the closet and sleep, and often jumps when walking when he doesn't agree with something.
Number 3 has a crow's mouth, and his thoughts and actions are dangerous, and he often wanders on the edge of the law.
No. 4'S whereabouts are mysterious, and he appears with his own sinister BGM.
Daily DIY on the 5th, hoarding jewelry for late stage cancer
Number 6 is Lin Jingcheng himself, who has no resistance to chickens and rabbits and likes to breathe oxygen.
Things are a bit complicated. As we all know, coincidences are no longer coincidences after too many.
Lin Jingcheng panicked.
Because——
In the book, they all have hidden identities, namely: pure-blood vampire, emperor zombie, ten thousand-year evil god, ghost king of Youdu, ancient golden dragon... And nine-tailed white fox!
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According to the development in the masterpiece, the protagonist will grow his first furry tail after New Year's Day and start a chaotic life.
Lin Jingcheng was terrified every day, praying not to grow a tail, and trying his best to avoid his roommates.
However——
The squeamish mysophobic vampire asked him for his "first love"
The society is afraid of the taciturn and autistic zombie, and takes the initiative to hand out the freeze charm
The talkative evil god cursed him to fall in love with him
The beautiful and narcissistic ghost king blows his rainbow fart in a fancy way
The old gangster Jin Long gave him a sack of rare treasures every day
Lin Jingcheng was completely panicked.
This is all a fucking routine from a book!
So, he quickly moved out of the dormitory and rented an apartment off campus.
However, the next day, Lin Jingcheng opened the door, and the apartment building he rented turned into a mansion of several thousand square meters. The five guys were following each other closely, staring at each other, but he actually... Grew a tail in advance overnight!
Lin Jingcheng's pupils were shaking!
Looking at them, he remembered the profound meaning of the title of the masterpiece. While holding on to the wall, he calmly pinched himself and took a bottle of oxygen to breathe.
Damn, is it still possible to transfer to another school now? !
Demining:
1. Attack everything, put everything on the table. It is not suitable for all extreme KK. If you don't like it, don't criticize it. You don't need to tell me if you want to quit~
2. Shadiao orientation, joyful and relaxed, sweet love, everyone is strong, and will become stronger in the middle and later stages
The copy has been screenshot 2022/5/4
Purpose: Firm socialist values unwaveringly