Actually... I didn't do anything...
When Texaco was competed for by kings of various countries, he couldn't help but burst into tears...
This world is so sad......
There are demon kings, princes, princesses, knights, magicians, cultivators, priests, dragons, phoenixes, redbirds, gods, demons... Of course, there are also cups.
When Texaco was kicked out of the store where he worked because his stupid talk annoyed a big customer, a large group of muscular men rushed forward to strip him off and take him to the palace, where they received a mission - to rescue the "princess" from the "brutal" devil.
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So, this world is really unreal