I'm Straight, He's Homophobic

Please pre-order the new article "Disguise Zaizai" ↓↓↓↓↓The copy is at the bottom! Synopsis of "I'm Straight, He's Homophobic": On the first day of school, Qi Nanxiao found that he was assigned to the same dormitory as a closeted person known to the whole school (it was very foggy). Qi Nanxiao had goosebumps all over his body: md, you damn faggot, stay away from me! Zhou Hanyi discovered that there was a fool in the dormitory who always targeted him openly or covertly: Which mental hospital did this silly dog ​​escape from? He barks constantly and wants to chase people to bite him. He is really very sick! But it doesn't matter, a couple of beatings will do the trick. After living together for a while. Qi Nanxiao: It's over, homosexuality is contagious! Otherwise, why would he blush just watching the gay guy change his clothes? Who has the medicine? Help! Zhou Hanyi: Well, I want to pet the dog's head. After realizing that he had targeted the wrong person, Qi Nanxiao went to apologize to Zhou Hanyi. Zhou Hanyi: Don't worry, my steel pipe is straight and will never be bent in this life. Qi Nanxiao: Haha, my steel pipe is definitely straighter than yours! Good brothers, let's go together, whoever bends first is the dog! Later. Qi Nanxiao was furious when he saw Zhou Hanyi caring so much for the little boy. After knowing that Zhou Hanyi was confessed to someone and was ready to accept it, Qi Nanxiao went to the bar to get drunk. Zhou Hanyi had a cold face for several days when he saw Qi Nanxiao heroically saving the beauty. After hearing that Qi Nanxiao was having sex with a certain school beauty all day long, Zhou Hanyi was acting strangely all day long. After realizing his feelings and not wanting to affect the other person's normal life, Zhou Hanyi decided to move out. Qi Nanxiao blocked the door aggrievedly: Where are you going! Are you going to sleep with that wild man? Do you want to leave after bending your labor and patting your butt? I tell you, no way! Zhou Hanyi: You must be reasonable. It was obviously you who broke up with me first and then dated me! This is a story about two straight men (→ they think they are), who unknowingly bend each other, and then compete to see who can bend faster and stronger. Reading reminder: 1. Campus sweet articles. The length is 20-30w. 2. Goal: Daily updates, continuous updates. The specific update time is uncertain. If the manuscript is saved, it will be updated at a certain hour. If the manuscript is not saved, it will be updated when it is finished. Please don't wait. Zhou Hanyi x Qi Nanxiao Self-proclaimed straight man with incredible strength, cold-blooded, homophobic, closeted, and coquettishly attacked by an invisible little wolf dog Deputy CP: Ye Jia x Gong Chen ———————————————————— Please pre-accept the new article! ! "Disguise Zaizai" (tentative title) Introduction: (first edition) Shachu picked up a few cubs on his way home. All of these little guys are weak and sick, and each one looks more pitiful than the last. Shaku couldn't bear it, so he had to take them home one by one and take care of them. From then on, his worldview began to falter. He found that his eldest cub was very domineering, and the pets in the company and the community bowed to him. Er Zai can show off a difficult hip-hop dance while listening to his cell phone ringtone. The third cub dragged the remains of his body and kicked down a Tibetan Mastiff that was half a man tall. Si Zai helped him earn a house in a few days by giving advice on the stock trading old man's mobile phone. Wu Zai can guide the college students next door to do advanced mathematics, and he also solved the program test questions of a major factory. Later, something even more devastating to the worldview happened: aliens invaded the earth! These days, aliens can invade the earth, and it is not a big deal if his cat or dog becomes a spirit. The transformation of animals into spirits and monsters has been a fine tradition in Chinese civilization since ancient times! In order to protect themselves, political leaders from various countries announced that the earth will become a satellite state of the Xina Empire. The earth is safe, but unfortunately, the cubs of the Shaku family were lost in the turmoil. Later, Shachu went to work in the interstellar world. For some reason, he always met some powerful beasts. If you can't afford to offend, just hide away! The cubs: Hey, why doesn't he come and hug me? Isn't it cool that I'm in my complete state? After the big guys re-disguised themselves as pups... Sha Ku: Zai Zai! You are finally back! Purpose: Be honest in life