
Green Tea Roommate, He Fishes for Me Every Day
绿茶舍友他天天都在钓我
by Mingqiao (明翘)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 283k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Cao Wenxu, Department of Chinese Language and Literature at Zhuda University, has been in some trouble recently. Facing the harassment from Lu Yuan, his suitor in the same dormitory, Wen Xu was a little nervous. In order to get rid of Lu Yuan, Wen Xu gritted his teeth and went to Duan Chenyi, the school boy sleeping in the bed opposite him, to ask for his help. The scene where Wen Xu originally thought he would be rejected by Duan Chenyi did not happen. He only saw the other party smile lazily, and then spent five minutes printing out a "Temporary Couple Agreement." Duan Chenyi helps Wen Xu get rid of his suitors, and Wen Xu blocks countless peach blossoms for Duan Chenyi. The two signed and signed the contract immediately, and the cooperation was very harmonious. Facing Lu Yuan's attentiveness, Duan Chenyi took Wen Xu's hand and smiled lightly at him, "Sorry, you're late. Xiao Xu is my boyfriend now." Lu Yuan, who was chasing after him, came to bring breakfast to Wen Xu. Duan Chenyi looked at the chopped green onions floating in the wonton soup and said to Lu Yuan in disgust: "I don't even know how to find a shovel that I like. It's really unprofessional." After saying that, Duan Chenyi took out Wen Xu's favorite Xiao Long Bao and soy milk from behind his back, his eyes full of doting. "Eat it while it's hot, baby." In order to complete the show, Duan Chenyi was very concerned about Wen Xu in all aspects. There was thunder and lightning in the middle of the night, and Duan Chenyi put his hand on Wen Xu's waist. "Afraid? Then I will go to your bed to sleep with you tonight?" After Wen Xu sprained his leg after playing, Duan Chenyi raised the corner of his mouth. "Honey, do you need me to help you take a bath?" After Lu Yuan finally gave up his entanglement with Wen Xu. Wen Xu took out the agreement to express his gratitude to Duan Chenyi, and said that the cooperation between the two people could end here. The next second, Duan Chenyi looked at the white paper and tore off the word "temporary" affixed to the contract with a normal expression. Wen Xu:? ! Then Duan Chenyi couldn't hide himself and locked the door in the dormitory where they were alone, and pressed Wen Xu against his own table. Before Wen Xu could react, he felt Duan Chenyi grab his chin, making him unable to move. Duan Chenyi's deep and pleasant voice sounded in Wen Xu's ears. "We all signed it in black and white." "We all kissed." "We all slept in the same bed." Duan Chenyi came close to Wen Xu's earlobe and blew gently, his tone full of grievance. "Are you really going to abandon me, boyfriend?" Wen Xu was shocked to realize that he seemed to have gotten into a bigger trouble. Paranoid and Affectionate Green Tea Attack x Hard Mouth, Soft Heart, Slow Feeling From the angle of view, we talk first and then fall in love. From the angle of view, our secret love comes true. [The content of the copy has been screenshot saved on July 17, 2022] . The next book opens: "What about the agreed marriage?" If you like it, you can go to the column and add it to your collection. When the popular actor Mingzhi announced her marriage, the entry was on the hot search for a day and a night. While fans were crying that their outstanding and beautiful wife was married, they revealed the information about their marriage partner. Sheng Yuqui, the newly appointed crown prince of the Sheng Group. He is cruel and decisive in his methods and is famous for his smiling face. Because he is handsome and handsome, he is also the ideal partner that other young masters and ladies from famous families can only ask for. By the way... I also found out the rankings of the competitions that Mingzhi had participated in since she was a child. The two of them had been at odds with each other since they were young. Someone even released the recording of the engagement scene. Mingzhi said bluntly to her friend with a cold snort. "Even if I die, I will never fall in love with Sheng Yuqui and get married? That's because he is trying too hard." Later, Mingzhi personally responded to the news of the marriage, "I don't have a good relationship with Mr. Sheng, but it was just an agreement to get married." Fans who learned the inside story: "Okay, my wife, I believe in you. I look forward to the release of the new movie~" . Until one time, Sheng Yuqi was asked by the media in front of everyone: "If Mr. Sheng didn't have this business marriage, what would your ideal partner be like?" Sheng Yuqi looked at the camera and smiled, and when she was about to answer, there was a sudden power outage in the studio. Backstage, Mingzhi, who had just turned on the switch, grabbed Sheng Yuqi's tie and pushed him against the wall, asking with an annoyed tone. "Sheng Yuqi! I'm not dead yet, who allowed you to remarry!?" Sheng Yuqui raised the corners of her lips and said, "I won't change." The next second, he kissed Mingzhi's fingertips and coaxed softly. "Whether we die or not, you will be my wife for the rest of your life, okay?" Unexpectedly, this video was secretly filmed and uploaded, and its popularity soared. Everyone:? ? ? Damn it, what if the marriage we agreed to get married is not on good terms? The noble young master who easily blows up his hair is attacked by a man who carries a lighter and a detangling comb with him. 1. Rivals get married first and then fall in love with cookies 2. Long hair sufferers Pre-receipt by push. A pure crazy article "Query the protagonist's mental state with one click [Through the book]". Open the next book. If you like it, you can go to the column and click to add it to your collection. Le Huiqiu is a college student with a stable mental state. The last second he was still saying: Damn it, all the group assignments in the world should be given to me IV I want the whole world to be destroyed! ! ! As a result, the next second, he was raped by a dump truck that came to the school to renovate, and was transported into a bloody BL novel, where he became a fake young master who was forced to marry a crazy and paranoid villain and died tragically. Le Huiqiu: "..." The world kisses me with pain, and I repay it with 6. According to the memory of the original owner, the protagonist discovered that he lacked nothing. The only regret was that his brain was damaged when he was a child, and he became mentally ill. But here he doesn't have an early morning, no group assignments, no youth study check-in, and no one will send him a KFC copy as soon as Thursday comes and ask him to v50 to see his strength. What he needs to do is to maintain his character and not reveal his flaws. When I have nothing to do, I lie down on the 800-square-meter bed and sleep. When something happens, I start to go crazy and fly around the world. Le Huiqiu: Very good, it fulfills all my fantasies about the young master. It would be even better if I could have a staff in the future~ (^з^) . The identity of the fake young master was exposed, and Le Huiqiu was ridiculed by the waiter at the dinner. He was shocked and aggrieved, and he knelt down and cried wildly. In the chaos, a glass of red wine was knocked over and poured right into the waiter's face. At the business dinner table, Le Huiqiu showed off three bowls of rice, but his opponent whispered that he was uneducated. After being heard by the protagonist, he started crawling all over the floor, accidentally overturning the table and crying: "You actually scolded me! Okay!! Then everyone stop eating!!!" In this way, Le Huiqiu relied on the motto of life: "It is better to go crazy and consume others externally than to be anxious and consume yourself internally" to make life enjoyable, and no one dared to provoke him anymore. . Unfortunately, the plot still has to be based on the original book, with Le Huiqiu being forced to marry the crazy villain. On the day of the marriage, Le Huiqiu looked at the "Advanced Mathematics" on the desk of the mad critic and thought deeply. No way, this villain is not my companion, right? ? ? He leaned into the villain's ear and asked: "Brother, are you also worried about failing in high math?" The crazy villain looked confused: "Who do you want to die?" But if I want to take someone's life, it's easy. The meeting is cancelled, send my team of gold medal yarn hand to shark! Le Huiqiu smiled confidently, "It's okay. When I crawl around on the ground from now on, there will definitely be a place for you!" . In this way, Le Huiqiu got closer and closer by relying on his illness that he and Feng Pi were fighting in both directions. Everything was going well until Le Huiqiu went crazy and got tired and missed climbing for a few days. As soon as he opened his eyes, Le Huiqiu found that he was tied up in the basement. The crazy villain looked at him gloomily and asked: "Baby, when you are crawling all over the house recently, you don't even crawl into my room. Do you not love me anymore?" The next second, the killer team of Crazy Batch gathered in a circle and knelt down in response: "Boss! We have arrested everyone in the city called Gao Shu! Which one do you want to attack first?" Le Huiqiu:? Damn it, no, brother, you are serious about riding a horse! ! ! Ps: It's true. The two-way running condition. Both protagonists have brain problems (in various senses) There is no logic in the whole text, just crawling all over the floor, pure madness, the work of the author letting himself go * The pre-collection copy of "Getting What You Want [Changing Attack]" is here. If you are interested, go to the column and collect it~ Lu Guiyan has been secretly in love with Shen Qi for ten years. He has watched countless people around Shen Qi change, and he has watched Shen Qi wander around in love for many years and finally get out of it. He thought that after he got the title of Mrs. Shen, Shen Qui would always be more partial to him. Until he was driven to the study room countless times after his marriage and heard his legal husband having fun with other people in the bedroom. Lu Guiyan looked at the diamond ring on his hand and felt that his youth was a joke. On the night when she decided to divorce Shen Qi, Lu Guiyan went to the bar alone and got very drunk. When Lu Guiyan woke up in the hotel, he looked at the man lying next to him with a familiar face, and he gingerly called out the name of his high school classmate. "... Fu Yuan?" . Professor Fu Yuan, the top law school in the country, has a good appearance and has always been known to the outside world as a resolute and cold-faced professor. But he never expected that just on a business trip, he would pick up his high school classmate whom he had a crush on for almost ten years in the hotel corridor. Last night, Lu Guiyan, who was drunk, cried and called Shen Qi in his arms for most of the night. Now, Fu Yuan looked at the ring finger of the person in front of him with an indifferent expression. The diamond ring had long since disappeared. He took out a business card and handed it to Lu Guiyan, "If Mr. Lu needs divorce proceedings, you can come to me for help at any time." . Shen Qi didn't expect to meet her ex-husband at her high school teacher's birthday party half a year after her divorce. Lu Guiyan was seen wearing a high-end suit and looking high-spirited. The low self-esteem and timidity in his face had long since disappeared. What particularly dazzled Shen Wei were the kiss marks on his fair neck that had not yet dissipated, and Fu Yuan's hand on his waist as if declaring war. At that moment, for the first time in her life, Shen Qi felt a strong sense of regret for the person she had abandoned. After the banquet, Shen Wei, who had made an appointment with Fu Yuan to meet alone, was smoking a cigarette at the appointed place. Five minutes later, a slender knuckle with a diamond ring on the ring finger gently tapped the glass table in front of Shen Qui. "Shen Qi, please put out your cigarette while talking to me." "My Mr. Lu doesn't like the smell of smoke." . Lu Guiyan always felt that he would never be favored by others. It wasn't until he reunited with Fu Yuan that he realized that there was no need to be scolded for something as trivial as breaking a glass, and there was no need to look at other people's faces when doing things. The youth he thought was a "joke" turned out to have illuminated someone like a star. * No writing guidance of any kind will be accepted. There are thousands of jj articles. If you don't like it, I will change it. Thank you. Intention: Face your true self.
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