She worked hard for the capitalists and worked hard, but she was still kicked out.
When she packed up and left, she picked up a little frog. The frog kept struggling and could only croak.
She was so greedy that she swallowed her saliva and cried with joy: "Thank you for the gift of nature."
He: "?!" What does she want to do? !
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The frog that kept croaking actually started to speak human language: "Let me go! Croak, croak, croak!"
"Help! The frog has turned into a sperm!" She screamed in fright, crawled all over the ground, and ran frantically across several streets with a kitchen knife.
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"Don't think that I don't know that you just wanted to eat my swan meat, so you turned me into a leprosy insect." He was furious, "Don't have such wishful thinking! I order you to change me back as soon as possible!"
- "Please kiss me!" He gritted his teeth.
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"Let me, a man with a net worth of hundreds of billions, serve you like a cow and a horse, and make your dreams come true! Guaguagua!"
- "You actually let me wash your socks?" He said with a humiliated look on his face, "Okay, I'll wash them!"
She kissed him for the sake of money, but she also turned into a frog. In order to change back to a human body, she had to go to the fairy tale world. The account she opened "Follow the Frog to Adventure" became popular on the Internet, and she also made a lot of money.
She coaxed him to pretend to be a frog CP, and he blushed and said - Why don't we pretend and do it for real.
Throw it away after she uses it - I think you are a toad who wants to eat a frog, you are ugly but you want to be beautiful and you play with flowers.
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Both the title and the inspiration for this article come from the poet's false teeth:
[Years later, when she kissed him, she still felt like kissing a frog] - fairy tale sequelae
ps:
—If you can't grow up in fairy tales, then be loved in adult fairy tales.
— A slap in the face, a warning, a funny article
"Dog Licking Mission, Reverse Operation [Quick Travel]" will be released in a few days
The beautiful girl with princess disease was forcibly bound by the system and asked to do dog licking tasks and conduct live broadcasts.
She, who is suspected by many people, wants to be a cow, a horse, and a dog-licker for the male protagonist, and the ending is very tragic.
But she immediately found the bug, and in turn asked them to do a dog-licking task on her, and she would get the reward, which made them suffer.
So...
——Let the vegetative male protagonist take care of her
——Let the disabled male protagonist serve her
——Let the paranoid villain redeem her
——Let the poor male protagonist come to rescue her
——Let an illiterate man teach her how to read
——Let the sickly male protagonist heal her
——Let the male protagonist in the coffin climb out and make cows and horses for her
——Let the good-for-nothing male protagonist be the enemy of the Three Realms for her
——Let the male protagonist who scolded her for worshiping money go bankrupt for her
——Let the emperor who used her as a shield go to the palace to fight on her behalf
——Let the villain who used her to block the knife block her one knife after another.
——Let the villain who used her as a cauldron use her as a cauldron.
——Let the flower of the high mountain be her spare tire
——Let the abstinent male protagonist seduce her
——Let the stingy male protagonist beg her to spend money
——Let the anorexic male protagonist study cooking skills for her
——Let the arrogant male protagonist beg to be her adulterer
...(Written not in order)
The system almost crashed: "Is this what you meant by completing the dog-licking mission well?"
She lay down beautifully: "Just tell me whether the dog licking task has been completed or not."
The barrage flooded the screen crazily: "She is so beautiful. What's wrong with the princess's illness? What's wrong with her being bad? It's a blessing that they can give her a dog licking."
The system watched the live broadcast room soar to the top in popularity and fell silent.
However, why are other people who have not taken the task of being a dog licker also working as a dog licker for her?
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A voice suddenly appeared in the vegetative male protagonist's mind.
Ding, the dog licking mission is being released - please take care of the other person until he recovers.
Vegetative male protagonist: Who takes care of whom? !
Warning - Since you have not taken any action, ten health points will be deducted. If the mission fails, you will be wiped out.
The male protagonist lying in the hospital bed cannot play:...
Ps: The heroine is incredibly beautiful, but she has a princess disease and is kind of innocent and cruel. She really doesn't care whether a man lives or lives.
The beauty with princess disease vs. Everyone licking the dog (all the members will be crazy about it in the later stage)
Heartthrob/Hong Jing Shura Field/Dog Training Literature/Crazy for Love/Shadow Funny
Concept: If you can't grow up in fairy tales, then you should be loved in adult fairy tales.