Originally, I was very happy living under socialism, but I had no choice but to embark on the path of "cultivating immortality".
You ask me if there are immortals in the world?
Then I can tell you for sure: No!
Those flying swordsmen are all lies! Right!
Don't listen to their nonsense!
A true immortal cultivator would not wield a sword and fly into the sky in front of mortals!
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At this time, a phone rang, "Help, junior sister!"
"Senior brother, wait for me, I'll come right away!"
I took out a small flying sword from my pocket and recited the mantra a few times to change it to normal size.
Then I threw it into the sky, and I jumped up!
"I have something urgent to do, let's talk next time!"
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Everyone fell.
Didn't you agree that there would be no immortals?
Didn't you say that Yu Jian Fei Xian was a liar?
You liar!
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"Sage, sage, help me! I'm a little... Motion sick!"
Immortal:? ? ?
"Immortal, Immortal, wait, I can do this! I can handle it!"
Three strikes and five divided by two, this little zombie is still easy to catch!
The immortal who rolled into the quagmire muttered: My immortal Banban, she really knows how to get rid of demons!
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"Hello, this is the first time we meet. My name is Tang Xiaoya. I am forced to join the mountain sect. I hope you can give me some advice!"
"Hello, my disciple is not talented, and he has overcome all evils with this body!"
"Hello, my name is Tang Xiaoya, and I'm going to raid your hometown today!"
"Hello, my name is Tang Xiaoya. When will I repay my kindness? It won't happen today. I will definitely avenge today!"
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This article is a slow-burn article, and the full text is not elaborate. Any similarities are purely accidental, and you can just read it for fun!
Purpose: All things are equal