Help gay friends recommend an ancient saying "Raising a Husband Is a Disaster (Rebirth)"
The Shanhai Zoo is a special department of the three realms of humans, demons and ghosts in the human realm. It specially catches the little demons and imps who cause trouble in the human realm and puts them here. Not only can their demons and grievances be transformed, but they can also be kept in their original form for people to watch and earn money as punishment. It can be said that it kills two birds with one stone.
One day when Fu Heng came home from the night shift, he picked up a small black cat and took it home.
As a result, when he woke up, there was a beautiful man lying next to him, and he turned into a little black cat with black briquettes. He had the ability to read minds, and was taken to Shanhai Zoo by the beautiful man.
Tourist: What is your daily life, little animals?
The little monster in the Shanhai Zoo: eats, sleeps, and goes for a ride carrying black coal briquettes.
The little ghost in Shanhai Zoo: practice, sleep, and let the black coal briquettes serve as balls.
Staff at Shanhai Zoo: eating, going to work, and playing with black coal briquettes!
Fu Heng: Eat and sleep.
Tourist: Hey! Why don't you do something with black briquettes?
Fu Heng: ... Because I am that ball of black coal!
The tourist's eyes sparkled, he was really cute, and I wanted to play with him too.
Mo Xingchen: What's so good about black briquettes and black briquettes? Let's go.
What Fu Heng heard from Mo Xingchen's heart was: It's OK to pet him, but not to touch him. Whoever touches him will lose his hand!
Then he was picked up and protected in Nuannuan's arms.
Fu Heng's daily routine:
Fu Heng's day at work: Woomi! After being pampered for a day, I was so tired that I swallowed hard on the small fish.
Mo Xingchen: What's so delicious about the dried fish? Cut it!
The next day, Mo Xingchen called all the best seafood chefs in K City to throw a seafood party for Fu Heng.
Fu Heng saw that the little sister's pet cub next door had very beautiful clothes, and he followed it with bright eyes.
The next day, Mo Xingchen gathered the top designers in K City to design clothes for him.
Just when Fu Heng thought he was just a happy little black coal ball, he ushered in his first animal phase.
What to do? Go find a little female cat to spread the fire!
Overnight, all the beautiful female cats disappeared, leaving only a pile of crooked melons, pears and dates. How to eat them?
Mo Xingchen: Why do you still want to spread the flames if you are so ugly?
What Fu Heng heard was: Except for me, everyone who has the guts to start a fight with you will be cut off!
Fu Heng bounced away: Woomi! I treat you as the boss, but you actually want to help me diffuse the fire. You are just a little kitten!
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Arrogant and doting wife attack v enthusiastic and cute meow
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Pre-receipt:
"Farm Tycoon Pregnant with Apocalyptic Husband's Baby Queen"
Gu Qing transformed overnight from a rich second generation whose parents doted on famous ladies to a helpless second generation. In addition to owing huge debts, he only had a rundown farm left to repay the debts.
When I was depressed, I resorted to drinking to drown my sorrows. I didn't want to drink to drown my sorrows, and my sorrows only worsened. Not only did I worry about an old attacker, but I also worried about a ball.
When she woke up the next day, Gu Qing looked at the red plum marks all over her body:... Grass!
Was he bitten by a dog last night? Or was he humped by a pig?
But the pigs in the pigsty were sleeping peacefully, and the dogs were still lying down in their kennels. However, a man suddenly appeared in the perfectly good farm. This man was not a normal person.
He said: Why is your sky blue?
Why can't your car fly?
Why don't your men get pregnant?
Everyone:...
Gu Qing gritted his teeth, really unwilling to deal with this kind of snake spirit disease.
I ran to see my piglets: Why are there ten less pigs in my house that weigh more than 300 kilograms?
Zuo Hanchen followed behind him and clung to his shoulder: "I'll take it and sell it."
Gu Qing was so angry that he gnashed his teeth. He ate, lived in, and slept with me. He also wanted to sell mine. Where is the money from selling the pigs?
He reached out and shook the small half bag of pig feed in his hand: It's time to replace the doomsday feed essence!
Gu Qing gritted his teeth in anger when he saw that his ten big fat pigs weighing more than 300 kilograms only had such a bag of pig feed.
The next day I came to the pig pen and saw, my God, his little piglet actually grew into a fat boy of over 500 kilograms overnight!
Gu Qing looked at the large table full of meat and vegetables he had raised. Why did he feel dizzy, nauseous, and wanted to vomit? Why did he still eat it? It didn't taste good, and his belly was getting bigger day by day.
Zuo Hanchen excitedly told Gu Qing: Because you are pregnant with my baby
Yesterday, I took the super supplement from the apocalypse, so my child's growth rate doubled!
Gu Qing: ... Zuo Hanchen, go to hell! You think I'm a pig!
Arrogant and beautiful woman VS shameless doting on his wife
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Purpose: Strive to become a better person
