(Copywriting is used to mislead people, don't believe it)
Teacher Yang, who lives in the school, is looking for a job and moving up with the dual system.
"Everyone else has only one system, why do you have two?" The male teachers were angry.
"Your parents' mobile phones don't have dual SIM cards and dual standby?" Teacher Xiaobai succeeded in "killing" other Yang teachers in seconds.
"Why can you grow taller without dancing?" The girls were confused.
"That's because I drink!" Teacher Xiaobai touched the girls' heads.
"Then it's time for you to find a boyfriend?" The aunties from the school kindly came over.
"But I'm already married to the country?" Bai Tingting defended herself daily.
"How many children do you want?"
"Complete the national mission and strive to meet the three standards." Bai Tingting smiled.
Teacher Yang, who is a full-level teacher, plans to teach the underachievers to learn science for a hundred years and strive to build a school on Mars. Everyone is deeply moved and starts working enthusiastically...
Ten years later, Teacher Yang turned on the TV: "Humans have successfully established settlements on Mars, discovered Martian glaciers, and related mineral mining activities are being carried out in an orderly manner."
? ? ? Teacher Yang was confused: Why is it that human beings always take one giant step faster than me?
Concept: Laughing energy is what Monster Factory says