[Pre-released article "The Tyrant Must Pet Me After I Wear the Book", please collect it~~~]
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Shen Xingyu, who accidentally time-traveled, somehow became a trainee god, and was forced to seduce Gu Ximei, the abstinent superstar in the entertainment industry in the 1990s. This is as difficult as traveling to the Tang Dynasty and forcing Master Sanzang to return to secular life. The most terrible thing is that Gu Ximei is a superstar that Shen Xingyu has admired for many years. How can she have such an old face to seduce others...
Shen Xingyu's inner os: I really have a crush on you, Xiuyan!
Xiuyan: Just go up and hook up and that's it. (Pick up a cup of 1982-year-old tea and watch the show silently)
Gu Ximei: Shen Xingyu, don't come over! ! !
An unreliable little fairy and a crooked old fairy teamed up to kidnap and traffic the superstar Gu Ximei. Gu Ximei almost called 110 to call the police.
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Small theater 1
Gu Ximei: "Shen Xingyu, go bring me my coffee, but I don't want to see you."
Shen Xingyu had a dark look on his face, what kind of weird request is this? !
"Simon, if you do this, can we still have fun playing together?"
Gu Ximei sneered: "You made three wrong lines when reviewing the script last night."
"I just omitted three modal words, um, ah, oh." Shen Xingyu really couldn't understand how there could be such a serious person in this world.
The other party only had a cold face: "If you are wrong, you are wrong. I am your boss and you are my assistant. Please pay attention to your attitude."
Agent Xiao Hei suddenly ran over to announce the good news: "Simon, I have great news for you. Someone has already invested in the Hollywood script you want to film, and you have been named to star in it!"
"Really, who are the investors?"
Xiao Hei looked at Shen Xingyu who was standing aside, picking his hands, and smiled flatteringly: "Yes, it's Miss Shen Xingyu."
Gu Ximei: "!..."
After hearing this, Shen Xingyu took out the potato chips he brought with him and ate them calmly: "Mr. Gu Ximei, I am your boss. Please pay attention to your attitude."
Small theater 2:
On the mahjong table in the Heavenly Court, the four gods turned their heads and looked at Shen Xingyu, who was simple-minded and had underdeveloped limbs in the Xuanxu Mirror, with a sad face.
"Can she do it? She looks stupid." The cold-tongued Yuan Jun was the first to question.
"How about you go?" Qingjun puffed out a puff of eight-hundred-year-old dry smoke.
Yuanjun closed his mouth.
Everyone was silent for a while.
Played two more rounds of mahjong.
Liu Ye came to the conclusion: "Of course she has to take responsibility for the evil she caused herself. If she can't do it, she has to do it."
Luna couldn't stand it any longer. Looking at Shen Xingyu's chubby face, he couldn't help complaining: "Is there something wrong with the reincarnation department? Her face looks so sorry. Qingjun, did you forget to give the reincarnation department a tip?"
Qingjun was stunned for a while: "Yes, I said I forgot something when I kicked her down that day. What should I do?"
Everyone is silent again, what else can be done, just break the jar and smash it...
Intention: Only love is omnipotent