[Complete article] "I survive by picking up trash [Hologram]"
——Copywriting of this article——
A hacker forum
Asking for help: There is a big star, an athlete, a Taoist priest, and a gay guy in our dormitory. The gay guy wants to pursue the Taoist priest. How to stop him?
1L: Let him chase big stars
2L: Let him chase athletes
3L: This gay is too happy...
9L: Is the gay boy handsome? If you are handsome, let me go, I can be 0 or 1
Reply 9L: I'm gay, but he won't date me
18L: God T, tell me honestly, are you a Taoist priest or a gay?
38L: What a fairy dormitory, don't stop him and let him rush!
Reply 38L: No, it must be stopped
39L: Why did T God skip 18L? Tell me honestly [dog head]
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336L: Wait for the Taoist priest to chase him
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Tao Ran's roommates include a celebrity, an athlete and a Taoist priest.
And he is an ordinary person who can only learn.
It wasn't until strange events happened one after another around him that Tao Ran realized that the Taoist priest he spent time with was not a human being.
He is the king of Hades who rules the underworld!
At the school sports meeting, the Taoist priest from the physical education department was beaten for going on a mission at night, saying that he was afraid of the dark and had to be accompanied by Tao Ran.
The street lights flickered, a cat meowed in the distance, and the alley became narrower and narrower. Tao Ran shivered and retreated behind the Taoist Master for the umpteenth time.
A long and powerful hand stretched out in front of Tao Ran.
Taoist Master: Catch me, I'm afraid of the dark.
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Jiang Sheng was interviewed by a reporter from Huangquan Entertainment.
Reporter: Did His Majesty and Advisor Tao get together from the beginning? The person who broke the news said that the two often went out together when they first met. They stayed up all night and only shared a room together.
Jiang Sheng: Actually, at first I just wanted to recruit talents to come back and help with social construction in the underworld. After all, Tao Ran is the only top student in our dormitory. Later, you know.
The reporter smiled and said nothing, and quickly published a beautiful love story between His Majesty and Advisor Tao.
1V1, he
Cute academic tyrant Bai Mao is attacked by white-cut black fake Taoist priest
It's a private setting, not scary, take the easy route
Ps: Shou is not a human being
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——[Complete] Copywriting of "I Survive by Picking Up Trash [Holographic]"——
Lan Yan thought he had unfortunately died young, but when he woke up, he found that he had entered an interstellar explosion holographic immortality game called "Spiritual Realm".
Moreover, it came from the game revision that he had planned. His current identity is the test account "Huoshui" he used at the beginning.
Looking at the various test props piled up in the warehouse, Lan Yan couldn't express the pain in his heart.
None of these out-of-print rare props can be used, they are all frozen, even the spirit stones on the account are frozen!
System: Players are asked to upgrade as soon as possible and make money as soon as possible, otherwise...
Lan Yan: Otherwise, don't tell me that you will die if you don't make money. The plot is too cliche.
System: Yes, you will die. Your body outside the game will be extubated and thrown out of the treatment room and die because you cannot afford the treatment fee.
Lan Yan:?
Feeling that it was getting more and more difficult to breathe, Lan Yan fell to the ground and had no choice but to believe in the system's evil and picked up garbage in the game to make money to keep his body alive.
Lan Yan: Big sale on rare materials, only 6 yuan 8 instead of 648, bring home a beautiful box!
Lan Yan: Don't miss it if you pass by.
Lan Yan [fading away]: Well-meaning boss, please buy one...
Passerby A: Take it down. We also sell the broken boxes picked up from garbage on the roadside. Even the juniors don't like this stuff.
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Jiang Feng is the youngest marshal in the history of the empire, but due to a mental breakdown he can no longer go on the battlefield, so he accepts the task of entering a holographic game called "Spiritual Realm" to train the combat consciousness of the special forces.
One day, when Jiang Feng was going to book a book, he saw a hawker lying on the roadside. He looked very pitiful as he had not eaten for several days.
He bought everything on the hawker stall with a wave of his hand, not because the hawker was good-looking [convinced].
Passerby A: I'll wipe it! The spiritual master actually bought that pile of garbage? !
Passerby B: God, look at me, I also have a broken box!
Server-wide announcement: The spring breeze is proud of the horse's hoof disease. Congratulations to the player for opening the dilapidated box and obtaining the rare material meteorite.
As a result, Lan Yan's small stall was overcrowded by players rushing to buy.
Purpose: Science and technology are the primary productive forces