Score Points on the Crazy Love Show by Relying on Sand Sculptures

On the first day of the recording of the domestic entertainment top couple love drama "Heartbeat", Xu Xijin traveled from the end of the world to the live broadcast. As soon as I opened my eyes, the screen was filled with the sounds of ridicule and drama. It is said that she and her actor husband Fu Qingzhang are the number one plastic couple in the industry. It is said that she is incompetent in ten things and cannot be popular, and has been ranked at the top of the list of the most unpopular female celebrities for many years. It is said that she was recently scolded for being a hot topic during a live broadcast. Facing the bloody start, Xu Xijin took a deep breath of the sweet air that was completely different from the apocalypse, and sighed happily in the bright sunshine: It's been a long time since I felt like I was being scolded along the internet cable! * The program officially begins. As the person responsible for the controversy, Xu Xijin is often cued on some points that are obviously going to cause trouble, but she just single-handedly turned the love variety show into a comedy documentary. During the chat session, I was asked to comment on the dark history photos of senior actors in three words. Xu Xijin glanced worriedly at the elder brother's hairline that was almost strangled to the back of his head: "Please clear me." In the game session, the task was to ask a question that no one present could answer. Xu Xijin inflicted one thousand wounds on the enemy and eight hundred on himself: "Tell me three of my masterpieces within ten seconds." The negative comments were read live, and one negative comment that asked her to get off the show and quit the entertainment industry was selected. Xu Xijin smiled fondly at the camera: "You said angry things." ……… At the same time, the actor couple, who had been ridiculed countless times as a plastic couple, also began to repeatedly reveal beautiful pictures in live broadcasts. The sunset. The husband who came back from filming was standing tall and deep, and the little wife's eyes were full of joy and she ran towards him·JPG] The fact is Xu Xijin: Let's do it! The restaurant is just ahead! Actor Fu: Calculated based on the wind speed, air density and human running angle, she will step on my right foot in 0.5 Seconds, and I cannot avoid it. [Red carpet, dress, spotlight. The beautiful tear of the runaway bride and the affectionate groom humbly grabbing the edge of his skirt·JPG The fact is Xu Xijin: If expression management under flashlights is a required course for artists, I would choose to hand in the paper with zero points. Movie Emperor Fu: ... I will fail the exam with you today. * As the show aired, the audience was so excited that Xu Xijin, who had not been popular for thousands of years, finally became famous. At first I looked at Xu Xijin: What? Later: What am I? I started watching "The Heart": It's so beautiful, sweet and cute! Later: As we all know, this is a comedy show. Fu Qingzhang, who had been unlucky for several years and almost gave up treatment, discovered that Since you and your wife have been on a love show together, your luck seems to have returned again? It seems that he is not the only one who feels this way. Reading guide: 1. The sand sculpture is sweet and refreshing, and the happy fountain is running! 2. All characters in the article have no prototypes 3. The author's columns are similar to the entertainment industry articles "Entering a Variety Show and Becoming the Opponent's Dog" and "Survival Love Variety Turning in the Villain". Please collect them! ————The following is the advance receipt———————— On the night of the filming of the movie, Yu Yuan was half drunk, hugging the crew's Xiao Hei's dog food bowl and crying in envy for half the night. When she woke up the next day, she became a puppy as she wished. The collapsed Yu Yuan raised her head and cursed, but could only bark a few times like a little puppy. Then she was squeezed by a bunch of big-assed puppies and almost fell off the cage. Just as she resigned herself to grabbing the milk, she suddenly heard a familiar voice. Pei Yanqing, who was filming a lifestyle variety show, followed the camera into the pet shop. The man wearing a clean shirt was fresh and gentle. The night before, he and she broke up on bad terms at the film's closing party. The week before, their fans had just finished the 108th round. One night passed, and it turned out that humans and dogs were on different paths. But at least they were acquaintances, Yu Yuan twisted her butt to express herself, and finally stood out from the crowd of brats and was chosen to become the mascot of the variety show. Warm hands lifted her out of the cage, and Yu Yuan lay unwillingly in the man's arms, but he suddenly lifted her up to confirm whether she was male or female. Amidst the sudden howling of the little puppy, Pei Yanqing chuckled at the camera: "It's a little girl, let's call her Taro Yuan." Yu Yuan was halfway howling:? ? ? How he must hate me! Later, Yu Yuan learned that the other party had discovered her identity a long time ago. Yu Yuan was shocked: ... How much he must love me! * After becoming the mascot of a variety show, Yu Yuan discovered that her rivals in the show were so high that she suspected that the director team was looking for them directly based on her fans' list of most wanted dark sharks. What's even more frightening is that these opponents who would have exchanged glances with her when they met now call her to fix the dog in a terrible voice all day long, and they also want to ravage her from time to time. In contrast, Yu Yuan still chose Pei Yanqing. He talks little and is attentive, has the same mysophobia as her, and also makes various puppy lunches for her to eat. The most important thing is that he won't suck her like crazy. Therefore, Yu Yuan follows each other every day. We have to eat together, sleep together, and carry them in a puppy backpack even when we go out. This caused Pei fans to cry out: I never thought I would be so envious of a dog! Later, Yu Yuan switched to the mode of being a human during the day and a dog at night. During the day, he and Pei Yanqing worked together to promote the new movie, and at night they met in a different way at a variety show. Pei Fan: I envy Yu Yuan during the day and taro balls at night. What kind of damn fate is this! Yu Yuan (Tao Yuan), who was held in Pei Yanqing's arms and patted her head: You can't believe it, we are actually in love with each other. [Write some cute puppy literature] Intention: Cherish life and love life.