Is Meirenyi Also 1?

[50,000-Word sweet article~New article "After falling out of love with a sweet "girl" online", please pre-accept it~] [Beautiful and exquisite angler x naive straight male model] What happens when a straight man meets his ideal beauty? Dabei: The beauty is male. Daxi: The beauty happens to be gay. Dabei: But I am a straight man. Daxi: The beauty is very proactive and seems to like him. I feel like I'm about to be bent. Completely miserable: When I went to bed, the beauty was a fierce one, and my back hurt for three days after sleeping on her. A straight man logged into the forum overnight: Help, is mother 1 also 1? Netizen: Of course not, but which one are you talking about? Straight man: He is very beautiful. When I first met him, I thought he was a beauty. Netizen: Well, the one who is beautiful may not necessarily be the mother. Maybe she has a manly personality. Straight man: He is also very fashionable, and he also knows makeup very well, and he can talk about being sexy, plain, and thick. Netizen: .... He's just a scheming mother, don't pay attention to him! Straight man: But he is really...1 In bed. Netizen: Huh? ? Straight man: What should I do? I'm really confused now. Why can't I be the one? He's too beautiful and I can't refuse him, but my waist has been really hurting lately... Netizen: I suggest you introduce it to me and let me bear the pain. Straight man:? [Beautiful and exquisite angler x naive straight male model] [Information before reading]: 1. Sand sculptures are easy to make into cookies. 2. Feeling is straight and bent, please be careful if you mind ~ 3. Mind and body 1v1. --------------- Column "After falling out of love with a tough and sweet "girl" online" please pre-order~ If you are interested, you can take a look, it will start soon~ Copywriting: [The sunny and heartless male anchor is xed by the green tea attack who looks cold on the outside but is pretending to be a girl for online dating] Ji hope has loved playing gun-fighting games since he was a child. He is handsome and funny. He became a famous male anchor of the popular game "Era of Gunslingers" when he first entered college. Ji hope, who was afraid of disturbing his roommates, wanted to rent a house, but Cui Siyun, his archrival who had been at odds with him since the beginning of school, moved out directly after mocking him. In order to improve the effectiveness of the show, the union found a girl for him to play in the rankings together. Ji Xi was originally resistant to serial broadcasts, but as a result, his younger sister was very sweet and tough, and the two of them cooperated with each other tacitly. Fans shouted "It's a bit sweet" and at the same time, the popularity of the live broadcast quickly reached a higher level. Ji hope also gradually got to know her female partner Xiaoyun through private chats: "College students from the same school." "More than 1.7 Meters tall." "White skin." "The gun is tough." Xiaoyun talks little but is gentle. She patiently listens to Jixi's troubles, and also takes the initiative to invite Jixi to play games together. She is completely in line with Jixi's ideal type, and the two soon start a sweet online relationship. However, after falling in love, Ji hope discovered that Xiaoyun, who had always been introverted, had become bold. Not only would she occasionally talk about private topics, ask Ji hope for photos of her abs, but she would also meet offline many times. Countless nights, the innocent Ji hope blushed to the root of his neck. After much hesitation, he finally agreed to meet offline after three months of online dating. But after waiting offline, Ji hope, who was excitedly looking for Xiaoyun, encountered something more terrifying than dying in the face of light. He thought that the person waiting for him would be a gentle little white flower in a white dress, but instead, standing opposite him was Cui Siyun, a cold-faced and fish-eyed Cui Siyun who had never been in contact with him. Ji hope couldn't believe it: "Are you Xiaoyun?!" The arch-enemy nodded: "Yeah." Ji hope almost collapsed: "You lied to me?!" Where's the 17-meter-tall white girl from the same school that I promised you? Cui Shiyun's expression remained unchanged: "I didn't lie to you." "One meter is also more than 1.7 Meters." "Isn't my skin white?" "And the gun..." The lovelorn Ji hope was heartbroken: "Shut up!!" ... After being suspended for a week, Jixi's live broadcast room reluctantly resumed broadcasting, and barrage quickly occupied the screen: "It's been revived. It's been revived." "Where's Xiaoyun?" "Why does Xishen look like he's not in good condition?" Suddenly there was a ding-dong sound, and Ji hope's game panel received a private message. [Xiaoyun] sent a private message: Sorry, can we play together? The live broadcast room immediately burst into flames after seeing this private message: "Fuck, what's going on?" "Xishen doesn't care about her at all. Don't you want such a sweet girl with a gun?" Ji hope couldn't help but curse angrily: You're such an idiot! This idiot Choi Si-yoon! ! [Xiaoyun] sent a private message: My gun is very strong today, I can c. Live broadcast room: "Ah ah ah, Xishen, forgive her, what can Xiaoyun do wrong?" Ji hope:? This person is doing pornography Until one day not long ago, the single bed in the dormitory was occupied by two cramped figures. Cui Shiyun: "Baby, am I losing my sex? Why don't you play with me?" Ji hope: ... Nima. Help! ! ! Purpose: Learn to see through appearances to see the essence.