Uncanonical text (there is no serious version, of course because it cannot be written)
Question: What have you been doing three years after graduation?
Yan Qing: Laxative, people are at the construction site, moving bricks.
Gu Que: Thank you for the invitation. I just got off the plane in the United States, with an annual salary of tens of millions, and a fortune of hundreds of millions waiting for me to inherit.
Intention: Create the future with both hands