Welcome to the Copywriting Deception Series:
When Chu Nanhe was slapped with a sticker, he always felt that something had happened. He cosplayed historical figures in his dreams every day, so he divided his classes into subjects and chose literature.
Chu Nanhe: Am I that material? ? !
In the first monthly exam after being divided into classes, Chu Nanhe successfully ranked first in history... Counting down.
Chu Nanhe: The gap between daydreams and reality... Hehe... Hehe...
The flag-raising ceremony on Monday was as usual the summary of the monthly exams. Chu Nanhe originally wanted to arrive late based on the principle of hiding when he could, but he was dragged to the front row by his friends to watch the big grudge - the academic god who ranked first in the physics competition that the principal spent huge sums of money to poach from Kyoto. Take a look at it~ Chu Nanhe: I've definitely been brain-damaged...
Chu Nanhe: The leader in the film industry suddenly became the star of our school? !
Bai Bei: My good brother has become more and more clingy to me since he was kicked by a donkey. What's going on?
Chu Youshi: The newly appointed Minister of Industry always glances at me. Does he have ill intentions towards me?
Bai Shangshu: Mr. Youshi is very handsome and wants to date...
You are the last rose in my barren land.
——Neruda, "Twenty Love Poems and Songs of Despair"
Let's do a little trick:
①Golden finger
② Even with a golden finger, he still can't counterattack. After all, he's just a poor student.
③It's not a pure cookie, it's stuffed with other fillings (make a blind box?)
④There should be quite a few logic bugs, and you are welcome to point them out.
⑤The progress is very slow and there should be few emotional lines.
⑥You think this is a counterattack sweet article, but it is actually just a youth pain literature
⑦ (Imaginary) Modern and ancient times are interspersed. The author has a bad mind and may be confused.
This article is nonsense from beginning to end.
Intention: To those years of daydreams