When Miao Heng was three years old, he rescued a koi carp. The fortune teller said it would bring good luck to people, and his family members worshiped it like an ancestor. Only Miao Heng dismissed this statement.
There is no other reason. Miao Heng has been a non-chief since he was a child.
If you go out without an umbrella, it will always rain, you will never win the lottery, you will always miss a key exam by one point, and the list goes on.
Miao Heng, who was still unlucky even after becoming a social animal, was tortured to death by his work and had long forgotten about the koi at home.
Until one day, his grandfather called him: "The koi at home suddenly turned into a little doll. He said that he would follow you to bring you good luck. Come back quickly and pick up the immortal."
Miao Heng: I believed your lies!
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A colleague discovered that Miao Heng suddenly had a child, and he took it with him wherever he went. He never left her, taking her to work and meeting clients...
Everyone was waiting to see his joke and wait for him to be fired, but they didn't expect that Miao Heng would be soft on orders since he had a baby, and the boss was begging him for a promotion and a salary increase!
Miao Heng: It smells so good!
He thought that he would have a smooth journey to the top of his life with the sperm of the koi cub, until he went to meet the blind date introduced by his family. When he came back, he found that the koi cub had turned into a gentle and elegant adult man!
The man seemed to be holding back something, and finally said to Miao Heng indifferently: "Since you are planning to get married, it's time for me to leave."
Intention: good intentions