The new article "You can't touch it casually" is now available ~ Collection
Cute, silly and natural fishing 💛x Cold-faced world-weary scheming dog 🖤//Fake sandwich biscuit literature//Chasing my brother during the day and sleeping with my brother at night
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Zhao Muyu recently participated in a variety show where amateurs and celebrities pretend to be in love.
When talking about her ideal type, she only mentioned three points: "Not an actor, not famous, and zero scandals."
Later, the first shoot.
As soon as he arrived at the scene, Zhao Muyu was excitedly told by the PD following him: "Teacher Zhao, the ambulance is ready. It's okay if you faint from excitement later!"
Zhao Muyu: "?"
Confused, she walked into the coffee shop and saw her imaginary love interest not far away - Jiang Zhouchi, who had just become the youngest Grand Slam Best Actor in history, became famous all over the world, and was full of scandals.
After a moment of silence, Zhao Muyu turned around and left.
A voice sounded from behind, breaking out amidst the commotion. His voice was light and cold, reminding her casually: "Miss Zhao, the exit is on my side."
The sense of proportion between the lines is just right.
Jiang Zhouchi, who was buried in the crook of her neck last night and called her "Mumu" in a hoarse voice, seemed like two different people.
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Jiang Zhouchi became famous at a young age. A mole on the tip of his nose confounded all living beings and became the cinnabar mole in the hearts of thousands of viewers.
However, in the year when he won his third Best Actor trophy and reached the peak of his career, he, who had never appeared in variety shows, took on a romantic variety show.
As soon as the news came out, the whole network was heartbroken.
When the show is aired and the whole network agrees - it doesn't look like a show, then watch it.
After the three-month program ended, rumors spread across the Internet that he and Zhao Muyu were actually acting in a fake show. The most explosive one was a person who claimed to be a staff member of the program, saying that the two had already received their licenses.
The entry #zhouchi Zhaomuyu getting married# instantly became a hot search topic.
At the same time, someone photographed Jiang Zhouchi on the set.
When he got out of the nanny car, the girl in his arms was shielded tightly by his assistant with a big black umbrella.
In the chaos, only Jiang Zhouchi's slightly messy clothes and a cold white neck could be seen, with an ambiguous tooth mark clearly visible on it.
Public opinion is heating up again.
That night, Jiang Zhouchi, who never responded to scandal rumors, posted an unprecedented Weibo post to refute the rumors——
"False.
I just proposed marriage, but she hasn't agreed yet. "
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Through ten years of spring and autumn, you have become the attic in my heart.
So, in the bitter summer when there was no rain for a long time, I couldn't collect the water, but after the wildfire burned away the winter snow, I admired you.
-Half a reunion after a long separation//Half a reunion after a long separation//A whole two-way secret love
-Crazy and coquettish (actor version) x less talk and more jokes (university teacher version)
-Happy Hometown: @ is not a deer
The next book opens the ball collection of "You Can't Touch It Casually"~: Playful Little Carrot x Scheming Big Bad Wolf
Everyone knows that Fei Chai Chai was born allergic to the opposite sex.
But she kept improving herself, always chasing different people to do experiments every day, trying to find the one who could make her immune.
On this day, she blocked someone in the corner again and behaved humbly: "Please... Touch me!"
On a cloudy evening, the alley is dark.
The man who was stopped was leaning against the wall, his collar was loose, revealing a section of his cold white neck, with tattoos entangled in it, looking desolate and lonely.
After hearing her unreasonable request, he didn't react much. He lowered his eyes lazily and asked her, "Is touching enough?"
This, so generous?
Upon hearing this, Fei Chaichai immediately made plans other than "touching".
For example, he helped her chase his twin brother—the ideal type she fell in love with at first sight at the pet hospital.
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Recently, Li Yuyuan's return to China has caused quite a stir in the industry.
It is rumored that the top hacker in the country is either in prison or in N. Found, the company he founded. This has attracted attention from all walks of life and the stock price has continued to rise.
But all members of N. F agreed that their boss was in a bad mood recently.
The reason is probably because a little girl not only stalked him, but also chased him to the celebration banquet and taught him a lesson in front of the big guys from all walks of life: "Li Yuyuan, if you don't help me chase your brother, why are you here drinking and drinking!"
In the cool-scented club, light and shadow change, light and dark intertwined.
The whole audience watched with bated breath.
In the dark corner, the man lazily sunk on the sofa. Hearing this, he held his face and looked at her for a while, as if smiling, and asked her: "Who told you that I have a brother."
Fei Chaichai: "?"
She was stunned, and before she could react, she was pulled forward again and stopped in front of the withered tattoo.
Li Yuyuan pressed the thin back with his big palm, tilted his head slightly, and pressed it against her ear. His voice was low and dangerous, and he said softly: "It was me you saw in the hospital, it was me you dated on a rainy night, it was me who bit your lip and swollen it - from beginning to end, it was only me, alone."
Fei Chaichai: "…………???"
#I'm allergic, I'm so tired, I want to hold my brother to sleep#
# Sleeping as a younger brother is so heartbreaking#
-The little princess who wants to fall in love but is afraid of sex x the big bad wolf who is good at sex
Gay friend Ruoshui Qianliu's pre-collection of the article "I voluntarily ate it all" ball collection~:
Food blogger Qian Duoduo is fair-skinned and beautiful, with a round face like a freshly steamed bun.
One day, Qian's mother took Qian Duoduo's photo to a dating corner in the park, and was asked for her WeChat ID by an old man surnamed Zhang who was walking around.
That night, Uncle Zhang sent the following message:
[There is a young man in my unit who is tall and handsome, has a stable job, has standardized behavior, and has progressive ideas. Find out?
Qian's mother was overjoyed and quickly arranged a blind date banquet.
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Three days later, Qian Duoduo reluctantly went to the appointment with his little head hanging down.
Her blind date was handsome, tall and unsmiling, and even the simplest black sweater was worn solemnly and solemnly.
He gave her a box of bear biscuits without expression and said, "Your mother told Commissar Zhang that you like to eat them."
Qian Duoduo: "..."
The other party continued with a cold face: "Hello, Miss Qian, my name is Lu Qiming, I am thirty-one years old, currently serving in a certain department of the army, with the rank of major.
I have a humorous personality, lively and active, and no bad habits. I heard from the political commissar that if you want to get married, you can consider me. "
Qian Duoduo: "You, humorous? Lively and active?"
Lu Qiming: "Yeah."
... Okay.
Qian Duoduo laughed dryly and returned the cookies, "Sorry, I haven't even been in love, so I have no plans to get married yet."
Lu Qiming said calmly: "You can also consider me if you are in love."
Qian Duoduo: "?"
Lu Qiming: "I fell in love with you at first sight."
Qian Duoduo:......6
Gay Friend Mr. Crab's pre-collection of the article "Long Night on the North Island" ball collection~:
When they met again ten years later, Zhu Xu was married.
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When her family urged her to get married, she sent someone to insinuate her, saying, "You have been single for several years and it's time to fall in love again."
He Yanzhou joked: "Who are you talking to? Interfering in other people's marriages?"
Yes, this is a married woman.
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Less than half a year later, Zhu Xu divorced.
The man was happy for him: "Mr. He, you have a chance this time. You must seize the opportunity."
He Yanzhou was in a good mood: "Mind your own business."
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In the past ten years, he had not waited for her on purpose, nor had he met anyone he particularly liked.
Mission: Spread joy and love
