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Song Tan was about to join the Immortal Class, but unexpectedly she suddenly returned to her first life - as a real daughter living in exile, her parents despised her, her brother hated her, and even the fans of the fake daughter insulted and attacked her online.
Too lazy to get involved with those "relatives", Song Tan inherited his master's dilapidated Taoist temple and became the new temple master.
As a result, netizens discovered that Song Tan's Weibo style changed suddenly:
"@tanV: Undertake various unnatural events, including house exorcism and Feng Shui acupuncture. If interested, send a private message. The price is negotiable."
Black fans & passers-by: "???"
Everyone is waiting to see Song Tan's jokes. Who knows that Song Tan's Weibo post will get more and more likes from big guys——
A well-known rich second generation: "Thank you Song Guanzhu for saving my life. Please give me your instructions in the future!"
A famous young director said: "Thank you very much, Guanzhu Song, for helping us regardless of past grievances. Guanzhu Song is very righteous!"
A popular young student said: "It was lard that deceived my heart before. Please save me. As long as you are willing to help me, I will become a monk and recite Buddha's name from now on, and will do good deeds with all my heart!"
Netizens: "... This?"
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As the president of a well-known star factory in the industry, Ji Shan's daily pleasure is to enjoy delicious food and read stories about the boss's little wife.
Until one day, the assistant came over with a strange look and reported:
"Boss, a lady comes to see you. She says she is your old acquaintance and knows your biggest secret."
Ji Shan sneered, "Tell her to change her tactics. This one is no longer new."
What a joke, anyone who knew his secret would be dead long ago, and even their graves would be dug and built.
Assistant: "She asked me to tell you that disobedient kittens will be skinned and boned."
Ji Shan's face changed instantly. He opened the window and was about to jump down, "Tell her that I died in a car accident!"
Assistant: "This is the 52nd floor, boss!!!"
The lady looked very gentle and kind, but she didn't expect that she could scare his calm and self-possessed boss to such a degree.
Hey, I really know people, faces but not hearts.
Song Tan: "?"
1. A cool novel about metaphysics. The female protagonist is a genius of Taoism and the male protagonist is the ancient ferocious beast Taotie.
2. The content of metaphysics is all made up, don't take it seriously.
3. V is updated the day before, v is updated the day after tomorrow
Pre-released article "The Villain's Mother Awakens"——
Qin Weichu had a dream.
——She died of depression after giving birth to a child. Her husband from a business marriage was the domineering male protagonist in the bloody novel. Three years later, he would meet the white-flowered female protagonist by chance, and began to rob her of her. Finally, he chased his wife at the crematorium. Her son, because he could not accept his stepmother, eventually became the villain boss in the novel.
At the end of the ending, the father and son broke up. Seeing his son in jail, the husband hugged his little daughter and sighed: "My daughter is better."
Qin Weichu was awakened by anger, turned around and punched her husband: "A daughter is better, right? Go with your little white peanut daughter!"
Li Yunzheng was woken up by a punch: "...???"
Thinking of his son who had grown up to be sullen and cold, Qin Weichu heartbrokenly hugged his baby boy and kissed him again and again, "It doesn't matter, dad doesn't like you, mommy will give you a new dad who likes you."
The naughty son blinked in confusion: "New dad?"
Li Yunzheng quickly hugged his wife, "What nonsense are you talking about? Of course I love him, second only to you."
Intention: Work hard to become stronger