
The Sun Is Bright and the Whole Network Is Full of Greed [Chuoshu]
阳光开朗,馋哭全网[穿书]
by Dew White Frost (露白霜)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 230k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
[It's finished, the next book is "Tutu I Love Live Broadcasting and Colliding with Ghosts", the copy is at the end, roll around and ask for collection~] Lu Jin, a beautiful little chef with good hands, closed and opened his eyes, and found that he had been through the book, and became cannon fodder for thousands of people with nothing but his face. He was about to use a drugging routine to defeat the famous actor Kuang Weixuan, which led to Kuang Weixuan's accidental death, and he ended up crying behind bars for the rest of his life. Seeing that the glass of wine was already in Kuang Weixuan's hand, Lu Jin's mind started to heat up, he grabbed the glass and took a sip. As a result, after drinking the wine, I immediately got drunk. Lu Jin lay on Kuang Weixuan like a big dog, sniffed fiercely, and muttered: "This smell is terrible..." Kuang Weixuan:...? After waking up, Lu Jin remembered everything and wished he could live on another planet. In order to completely avoid Kuang Weixuan, he decided to join the slow variety show "The Inn by the Lake". According to the official announcement of the program, for this variety show where all the guests have more fans than fans, netizens are waiting to get their hands on the show, and fans from all walks of life are sharpening their knives, among which Lu Jin is single-handedly responsible for most of the firepower. As the show aired, netizens discovered that things did not seem simple. It's hard to say whether this inn is comfortable to stay in, but Lu Jin's cooking is really delicious! Before Lu Jin took the knife, everyone thought he was a squeamish guy who couldn't restrain a chicken. However, in the next second, he picked up the knife and slaughtered fish, chicken, and pig. He was able to catch big dishes such as eight-treasure duck and steamed whole pig at his fingertips. His skill was so good that famous chefs posted enthusiastic blogs and praised him. Guest: It's so delicious that I cried! Netizen: I'm so greedy! - The latest officially announced flying guest of "The Inn by the Lake" is top actor Kuang Weixuan. In view of Lu Jin's previous record of using Kuang Weixuan to tie up and promote speculation, netizens believed that Kuang Weixuan would never give Lu Jin a good look, so they all geared up to watch Lu Jin's jokes. But after looking at it, netizens noticed something was wrong. How come the movie king, a flying guest, simply refuses to leave right in front of me? He also preferred to sneak into the kitchen, intent on attacking Lu Jin. Lu Jin couldn't even drive him away, and his temper was outrageous. Everyone:? Mr. Kuang, if you are being blackmailed by Lu Jin, just blink. Until one of the live broadcasts of the program group, Lu Jin was in his room, staring at the screen and answering questions from netizens. Suddenly, a figure walked in leisurely. After calmly greeting the camera, he grabbed Lu Jin's hand affectionately and placed it on his tight six-pack abs. "Quickly touch it and see, I seem to have been fattened by you recently." "Then I won't cook it for you to eat anymore!" "... It doesn't matter, as long as you are here." Everyone:? ? ? Is it rude for me to watch this live broadcast for free? Cp: The sunny and energetic beauty is attacked by x with scheming and evil intentions Food Guide 1. Same-sex marriageable background. 2. The character has no prototype or reference, please do not substitute it into the third dimension. 3. Be favored by the group. 4. Gong won't join the show too quickly, but he will make his presence felt from time to time. —— "Rabbit, I just love live streaming and bumping into ghosts" copywriting, please collect it~ Everyone said that the Tang family was the one that covered the sky with one hand in Mucheng. There was no other reason. Four of the five children were giants among giants. The eldest sister Tang Moqin dominates the business world, the second brother Tang Yiqi is an upstart in science and technology, the third brother Tang Jingshi is an authority in surgery, and the fourth sister Tang Ying is top-notch in the book and film industry. Only the youngest son, Tang Yu Hua, was unable to do anything and was the most timid. When I was a kid, when I picked up bird eggs, I would be frightened by the hairless chicks that had just hatched and turned back into their original rabbit form, curling up into a ball and crying. What should we do if a good-for-nothing family comes from an elite wealthy family? Everyone in the Tang family: Dote, dote to death, whoever makes my baby suffer injustice will be anxious to me! But when he grew up, Tang Yuhua was addicted to food, his courage was smaller than that of walnut kernels, and his flag was bigger than the sea. He broadcasts live broadcasts every day and digs into ruins in various places. He firmly believes that he can show the audience the second supernatural phenomenon besides his ability to turn into a rabbit. As a result, the prize-free guessing that Tang Yu Hua will be scared into turning into a rabbit in the first few minutes of the broadcast has become the most lively activity in the live broadcast room. Until one day, Tang Yuhua was frightened into a white dumpling during the live broadcast without any suspense. Only this time, after the hip-hop drama, the audience was horrified to discover, Damn it! A rabbit was caught in the mouth of a big snake? ! Damn it! The big snake turned into a naked and evilly handsome man! Damn it! The live broadcast room was blocked due to violations! The big snake Shaowu was "picked up" by Tang Yuhua and took him home. From then on, the ruins exploration changed from a one-man adventure to a two-person trip. Although Shaowu just turned into a little snake most of the time, sleeping together on Tang Yuhua's neck. Since Shao Wu joined, Tang Yuhua's live broadcast room has become a real ghost scene. The barrage has changed from "ha ha ha ha" to "ah ah ah", and the popularity is almost top-notch. But people gradually discovered that the timid and cry-loving Tang Yuhua turned into a rabbit less and less often during live broadcasts. It's not that he became bolder, but the evil spirits who appeared in front of Tang Yu's painting actually became more handsome and docile as a little lamb. They wished they could kneel down and eat one of Tang Yu's paintings. Tang Yu's painting: Meow meow meow? Why am I so fierce? Shao Wu, who was wrapped around Tang Yuhua's neck and fell asleep: Haha, whoever dares to make my wife cry will be swallowed by me. Ghosts: None of us can afford to offend you two great gods. Please let TAT go. The group's pet cries, the rabbit is succumbed x is lazy and goes its own way, the evil dragon attacks —— Pre-collection of "Hooking up NPCs makes my family rich [System]", please collect it~ Zhou Jigeng closed and opened his eyes. Oh! The keyboards, writing pads, and monitors in the room have all turned into abacus, account books, and dressing mirrors. Zhou Jigeng wished he could slap himself so that he wouldn't wake up again. System: "Congratulations on entering the "Little Inn" game system, please enter the password to complete the binding." Zhou Jigeng: "Who wants to come in? Let me back!" System: "The binding is successful. Congratulations on becoming the owner of the 'Who Wants to Enter' Inn? The system data is being created." Zhou Jigeng: "???" After a week of inspection, I found that there was nothing in the inn except four broken wooden tables and eight rotten wooden benches. Zhou Jigeng: "With these crappy things, if there is any business, there will be no business." System: "You can upgrade by spending 100 gold ingots." Zhou Jigeng: "Gold ingot? Do I have it?" System: "No." Zhou Jigeng: "Sun..." System: "If you insult the system once, 10 gold ingots will be deducted." Zhou Jigeng: "I'm so hopeful for the future." - Yuan Fangshu is a game NPC, but he doesn't know it. He only knew that he was the current prince. And he couldn't help but leave the palace every five days and go to the inn at the end of the left turn at the third intersection of Chengmen Street. The inn has a weird name, the decoration is shabby, and the tea tastes bitter. Only the shopkeeper's crescent-like smiling eyes and honey-filled dimples were soothing. Zhou Jigeng: "His Royal Highness the lining style today is very... Unique." Yuan Fangshu: "The only silk and gold silk robe with hidden flowers in the world that was offered as a tribute from the Western Regions. My father insisted on giving it to me, so I had no choice but to wear it." Yuan Fangshu: He pays so much attention to me, he must be attracted by my immortal beauty. Zhou Jigeng os: I wear a suit shirt underneath my outer robe. Is this kid treating me like I'm blind? Wei loves making money, Yuan Qi Shou x, good at self-defense, Prince NPC attack Intention: If you have strength, you will eventually be seen










