Original name: We are just good friends (third person in the text)
I am a straight man, and my childhood friend is also a straight man.
We grew up together, went to school together, and were almost inseparable from childhood to adulthood.
People around us say: Love is stronger than gold.
I smiled: Haha, we are just good friends!
However, one day at a party, I got too drunk and insisted on kissing me.
I know, he was just joking, he probably thought I was a girl hahaha...
I smiled and stretched out my hand to push him: "Brother, calm down, you put saliva in my mouth."
Hey, to be honest, I didn't care.
After all, they are brothers hahahaha...
I said nothing and continued to push him hard.
Don't ask me why I'm silent, because my buddy put his tongue in my mouth.
I was a little angry at that time.
Because it's really rude to put your tongue in someone else's mouth.
But a drunkard can't care. I can only wait for him to wake up and apologize to me.
But what I didn't expect was that I couldn't remember anything the next day.
I:? ? ?
I used my fucking mouth to warm your tongue all night. It's hard work without any credit, and I didn't even say "hard work."
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Next, I condemned him with my eyes, yin and yang with my words, reminded him with physical contact, and hinted at him with the two-male video, hoping that he would remember what happened that night and sincerely thank me... No, apologize.
Finally, after my 30 Baidu prompts, he remembered.
However, what I was waiting for was his sentence: It seems to be bent.
I:? ? ?
It's bent. Why is it still bent? It's 40% bent?
But it only took me a second to figure it out. It turned out that he put his tongue in my mouth to test whether he had feelings for boys!
How can I survive alone when I am in trouble?
The fact that he can confess shows that he believes me, otherwise why wouldn't he put his tongue in other people's mouths.
So I pulled him to a hidden place and said with a heroic look on his face: "Come on."
Fa Xiao:?
I looked at him, my face became hot before I spoke, and I stumbled and said, "Because we are friends, we can only kiss him."
Fa Xiao:......
Then I saw my little eyes suddenly light up.
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1: The third person of the main text may be different from the first person of the copy in terms of narrative technique, but the plot trend is the same.
2: Just talk about love, no plot.
3: Attack the bad and accept the good (after all, it can warm people's tongues)
Intention: A good attitude is worth millions!