Qu Li is a poor man, but he wants to become a witch.
Wuduo is noble, serving the gods and supervising all living beings for the gods.
It takes five hundred taels of silver and one hundred shares of incense to become the witchdoctor of a village. For this reason, Qu Li worked hard to save and slaughter countless gods and emptied their belongings before finally becoming the shaman of Shanhe Village.
On his first day in office, Qu Li was full of ambition and could finally begin to subvert the rule of the gods.
Then the old man at the entrance of the village came with a pig, insisting that it was his daughter and not letting anyone else kill it...
After solving Lao Wang's matter, the villagers realized that the new witch was a good person, so today the tofu made by Shanpo Tofu was stolen and they looked for the witch. Tomorrow, Lao Li keeps losing at cards and is looking for a witch. The day after tomorrow, the girl from Mrs. Li's family is getting married and is looking for a witch...
Ghosts and foxes change their souls, mountain charms get married, little ghosts are blinded, and mountain gods lock their souls.
The gods in this world have no way, the immortals deceive the world, and all living beings are the blessings of the gods.
Qu Li raised his sword and wanted to kill the god! Kill the immortal! Take back your destiny for all sentient beings.
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N years later, Qu Li sat by the window, listening to the sound of abacus crackling in his ears, and drank tea silently.
Little Phoenix Danluo was making crazy calculations, with veins popping up on his forehead: "Qu Li, you spent so much money to become a witch!! You didn't make any profit, you lost a hundred times!!!"
Qu Li slowly handed over a new bill, which was the cost of his newly proposed plan for sentient beings to practice Taoism.
Dan Luo gritted his teeth and took the bill. He looked at the astronomical figures on it and felt dizzy. Then he looked at the prodigal Taoist monk drinking tea. What else could he do?
All I can do is make money.
Soft-faced, ruthless but evil-minded × Arrogant and greedy, Phoenix suffers
ps:
1. Love each other, they are the most suitable existence for each other.
2. No offense, no control, and the author does not accept criticism (I love both of them and the story)
Mission: Control your own destiny
