The messy story of a pirate named Haijun in the Great Pirate Age
So what, my name is Haijun,
Now it is a three-no product that is incompetent, brainless, and goalless, but:
"What did you say? When did I become your vice-captain? Hey! Be careful, I eat you!"
"Don't eat randomly."
"Ah, yes, uncle..."
"Don't be a pirate."
"Ah, yes, uncle..."
"You're not allowed to join the navy."
"Ah, yes... Eh? Then why should I make a living!"
"Just sell pastries."
"Yeah! What a great idea!"