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After Su Xiaohe died with the zombies in the end of the world, he passed through the book and became the control group in the romance novel.
The female supporting role was artificial and pretentious, and she was the control group on the road to success for the heroine. She was eventually ridiculed by the entire network and was forced to quit the entertainment industry.
Su Xiaohe looked at the world's dazzling array of fresh ingredients. She didn't need to talk about love, and she had to continue making delicious food.
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Hearing that the semen vase will personally cook, netizens are waiting to see and wait for Su Xiaohe to make a fool of herself.
Who knows——
Small steamed buns with thin skin and soup base, fresh pickled fish with spicy and sour taste, and thirteen-spice crayfish with minced garlic.
#I'm obviously watching Love Variety, but why do I seem to have turned on the late-night food stall?
# Mom asked me why I was kneeling down to order takeout
The food connoisseur, who was always known for his sharp tongue, pursued Su Xiaohe for advice on cooking skills, and became her loyal fan, cheering for her every day.
The male guests who were dismissive of Su Xiaohe sent heart-wrenching text messages to Su Xiaohe: "Sister, love me again, the garlic prawns are delicious."
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Later, Su Xiaohe became popular.
Everyone suddenly discovered——
The usually calm and self-possessed actor took the poison late at night because he finally queued up to eat the braised eggplant cooked by Su Xiaohe.
The popular traffic figure on the Internet said bluntly on the show: He learned to film just so that he could eat the hot braised pork made by Su Xiaohe himself.
And the wealthy and powerful man who lives in seclusion applied for Weibo for love: @, my fiancée.
Eat melon netizen:? ? ?
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Lin Wanshuang was once a scroll king.
With her beautiful appearance and superb palace fighting skills, she finally became the queen mother above ten thousand people.
When she opened her eyes again, she became an eighteenth-tier actress hundreds of years later. She was packaged and thrown into a love show by her agency.
Lin Wanshuang, who was left with nothing at the end of the roll, was numb and immediately decided to start the show.
What kind of love is she? She has no worldly desires for men.
However, capital is also needed to start a business. Looking at the sky-high liquidated damages contract in the hands of the broker, Lin Wanshuang tasted the pain of having no money for the first time.
Isn't it just a love story?
She followed suit.
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"Chinese Love" is a romance drama with a Chinese style experience. As soon as the concept film came out, it was ridiculed by the crowd.
In particular, Lin Wanshuang, a well-known idiot in the entertainment industry, was invited.
[National style? Lin Wanshuang's high-tech face has never been seen like this.
Lin Wanshuang? That famous celebrity in the entertainment industry? It is said that I will go to the museum to communicate with famous people, and my toes are already digging into the ground.
On the day of the show's launch, the other female guests were all in all their glory, and they were so beautiful that they bought the draft.
Only Lin Wanshuang casually tied her hair with a wooden hairpin, not even bothering to put on makeup.
But her delicate and voluptuous face was made even more impactful.
Netizen: What kind of beauty is this?
Netizen: I may have been blind before. I declare that from today on, I will be my sister's biggest fan.
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In the program, the male guest, who has always been a scholar, talked eloquently about the cultural relics in the museum, attracting the astonishing eyes of other female guests.
Lin Wanshuang was sitting leisurely on the ergonomic chair in the rest area of the museum, enjoying the new era and new technology. Not even a look.
The little white-flowered female guest came to ask with a tea-like sound.
Lin Wanshuang: People who don't understand the age should not be conceited. I'm embarrassed for him.
The male guest's face turned red with anger, and fans started jumping on the screen one after another.
Soon after, a notice was posted on the museum's official website, saying that an insider had provided valuable clues and the age of the cultural relics had been confirmed.
The character of the male guest as a top student was shattered, and it was even revealed that he even bought his degree.
Later, fans were shocked to discover:
In order to cope with the task of the show, Lin Wanshuang drew it casually, which turned out to be a long-lost restored embroidery pattern.
She glanced at it casually and was able to identify the only genuine product among countless imitations at a glance.
With her casual mention, she helped experts find a new direction for restoring cultural relics.
Countless blue label Vs have left the industry, causing a sensation.
It turns out that the insider is Lin Wanshuang?
Fan:? ? ? Isn't the one I am wearing a salted fish vase?
With her unique character, Lin Wanshuang became famous.
Is this okay?
But she just wanted to lie down and be forced to do some random tasks.
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Life without a dog emperor to serve is so satisfying. Lin Wanshuang said: I can still do it for another five hundred years.
Why is it that the way a certain actor surnamed Su looks at her is getting more and more wrong?
No one knew that he had liked her for two whole lives.
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Preview 2: "Ghost Hunter in Love" becomes popular thanks to metaphysics"
Sang Luo, a genius ghost hunter from another world, accidentally transformed into a female supporting character in a romance novel.
The supporting actress has a beautiful face, but no talent, and becomes the backdrop for the talented heroine.
Sang Luo: The word "background board" does not exist in her dictionary.
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"Travel Heart" is the first travel-style romance drama in China, and it has attracted much attention since its concept film.
As a result, when the guests were officially announced, they were immediately searched and boycotted.
[The program team really did everything to raise the topic, and even invited Sang Luo. Aren't you afraid of being deceived to the core of the earth?
[Don't Sang Luo like to pretend to be a princess the most? What kind of drama would a real princess be on?
[Is there really a male guest who can fall in love with a mulberry vase?
After the program is broadcast
Netizen: It seems quite interesting. Let's take a quick look.
The business tycoon chased after Sang Luo and spent a lot of money angrily just to ask her for help in fortune-telling.
Even the original heroine said that no matter what fish pond she raises, she just wants to share it with her sister. She is so amazing/
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First stop Maoshan
During the recording of the program, we happened to encounter Taoist priests setting up a formation to cast spells, and the guests were amazed.
Only Sang Luo stood behind with his arms folded, and said in a calm voice: "The talismans are drawn wrong. What kind of ghosts can you drive away? It's more like attracting ghosts."
Do you know what a formation is? There are specialties in the art industry. Do you understand? Just do your job well!
As a result, that night, there was a violent storm, thunder and lightning, and the Maoshan Taoist grabbed Sang Luo's clothes: "Master, what should we do?"
The second stop is the world's first haunted house.
The guests met the headless female corpse on a narrow road.
So realistic
It's over, it's over, Mulberry Vase is most afraid of ghosts. If it's so lifelike, she's probably going to cling to our brother's arms.
As a result, they saw their brother hiding behind Sang Luo, not even daring to open his eyes: "Sister Sang, save me!"
Sang Luo: "You were murdered, why didn't you call the police?"
Barrage:? ? ?
Three days later, the police issued a notice: Thanks to Ms. Sang for providing valuable clues to solve the case.
#I obviously watched Lian Zong, why are there ghosts everywhere?
# Damn it, this woman has turned her love affair into a fear of pornography
#Sister is so beautiful, stay away from all the stinky men
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