The System Wants Me to Do Big Things

At some point, in Yokohama, no, I should say in the entire country, a newspaper called "The Epochal Weekly" appeared. The title and content were shocking. Soon after its appearance, it attracted the attention of various organizations. "Why did the boss of Port Mafia force away his own cadres?" "President Butei became obsessed with cats because of... Her?" "The story that has to be told about the Special Agent Division and the Port Mafia!" "Gossip: A certain port mafia official likes to wear hats to look taller!" "Excerpts from the preview of "The Weak Lady's Underwear": Mori Ou pressed the young lady onto the soft quilt with red eyes, hoarse voice, said domineeringly and humbly: "Don't leave, I will give you my life." Readers: "Oh oh oh!!! Let's make it more intense!" People named by the newspaper: "... Rumors! These are all rumors! Fake news!!!!" System: "... So let them like you or hate you, love you or hate you. Let them be deeply impressed by you and never forget you in their lifetime." I waved my hand and showed the system the empire (newspapers) I had built—— "Did you see it? Now they will never forget me for eight lifetimes." "They not only hate me, they love me, they love and hate me!" System: Although something doesn't feel right, the love and hate value is full, and it seems that there is indeed... No problem? * As an important member of the literary world and an unyielding pioneer of gossip literature, in order to give back to my fans, I opened an account online. The avatar must be the most pink! Online name: chuuya and Dazai's Little Beloved Wife [has been changed to black] (often renamed) Introduction: Facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming, and from today on I will be a warm, lovely and kind person. (Editor-in-chief, editor, writer, reporter of "Era-making Weekly", his representative work: the documentary literature "The Underdress of the Sick Young Lady" is currently being serialized.) A certain person: ... Please, be a human being first! Food guide: *The text is in third person. *Warning! Warning! ! FBI (not) warning! ! ! The heroine is transformed from pink to black, love is gone, but fun is there! ! Those who mind are advised to enter with caution! ! *This article is a spoof of Tu Yile. It has no logic, the system is invincible, and it runs naked without any control. Not only the writers, but also the winery Vongola, there may be some, so just write about them. *Temporary update, write when you feel inspired! Completed article: "Two or Three Things Between Me and Nianxia" first person, cp Dazai, everyone is welcome to read it! Purpose: Spend every day as you like