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Copy of this article: Lingxia was supposed to be the proud daughter of the number one sect in the world, but she was pushed into the abyss and canyon by her relatives. When she was preparing to accept the tragic fate with endless grief, not only was she unscathed, but she also discovered a paradise.
The bloodthirsty monsters ran away when they saw her. The big ones didn't need to be chased, but the small ones took care of themselves. There was no shortage of fruits and elixirs, and all kinds of rare and rare treasures fell from the sky from time to time. This was an irresistible temptation for Lingxia, who was in a tight situation. Carrying a small basket on her back, she was never empty-handed.
So several half-dead and abnormal people appeared in her little treasure house.
The confused and somewhat crooked man asked her to call her Master.
The violent and domineering beautiful sister asked her to call her senior sister.
The gentle pretty girl asked her to call her senior brother.
Lingxia refused to accept that she could neither be the boss nor the youngest, so she pointed at the little black dog next to her and said, "I can still beat it..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw the little black dog transform into a mighty and muscular man, "Be good, call me Second Senior Brother."
Lingxia suddenly turned into the little junior sister of the Swaggering Sect. She was pampered by her master above and pampered by her senior brothers and sisters below, but she still couldn't stop the habit of picking up things. During the adventure in Wonderland:
Others beat beasts and passed the test, while Lingxia followed and picked up rags.
While others outsmarted others to seize the treasure, Lingxia followed suit and picked up the rags.
Others competed with each other, and Lingxia picked up the rags.
In the end, the fight ended with her hands empty. Lingxia, who was picking up rags with a storage bag, gained a lot. When everyone was jealous, only Lingxia was holding a bunch of fairy weapons and muttering about how this one is used to hold lard and that one is used to feed the dogs.
Everyone: "She must be picking up all the junk!"
The master, sister and fellow teachers who were picked up said: "Suffer death!"
Small theater:
Master, senior sister, and brothers looked at the dying man in her room and were confused. Lingxia blushed and said, "He is good-looking."
After hearing this, the master went directly to pick up the person. After hearing this, the senior sister picked up the big knife. The senior brother turned around and opened the door. The second senior brother raised his big foot.
Lingxia hugged the man and shouted, "I mean, his eyes are beautiful."
The senior sister directly rolled up her sleeves and said, "Dig!"
The man suddenly became full of energy and beat up several people.
Master: "Why don't you, Master, do it?"
The man looked disgusted.
Master: "How about I... Give you my little apprentice?"
Men are even more disgusted, but...
"Okay."
Ling Xia: "When did you sell your disciples?"
Master: "Then you don't agree?"
Lingxia: "... I agree."
Reading Guide: he Shuangjie
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"The Vicious Couple Deals with Everyday Life"
Mu Nianci's fiance-in-law died, and everyone in Beijing was in panic.
Rumor has it that Princess Anning has a good name, but she has a mean appearance and a vicious temper. She is very careful about spending money and is good at using poison. She has brought out more people from the princess palace than she has brought in. Now she has gained another swindler.
The eldest princess lost all face and wanted to find a suitable husband for her daughter, so she specifically asked the emperor's brother.
When I asked about it, it turned out that either the son of this family was engaged, or that family had something unspeakable to hide. If I asked a few more questions, it would be like trying to raid their home.
The emperor was also embarrassed by this. When he thought that Si Tingyu, the youngest son of the Xuanping Hou family, was only in his twenties, he brought them together and got married.
When the nobles heard the news, there was a roar of gongs and drums and the blast of firecrackers.
Si Tingyu, as the leader of the Xuanyu Sect, was ruthless and brutal, a murderous devil, so everyone would tremble when they heard the name Si Tingyu.
Now that one evil is matched with another and the two notorious figures in Shangjing are tied together, every family with children of school age can breathe a sigh of relief.
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Mu Nianci didn't plan to get married, but even if she got married, she couldn't resist the decree. At worst, he would be poisoned and crippled.
Si Tingyu didn't plan to marry a wife, but it was hard to disobey the emperor's order, and at worst, she would be killed.
As a result, on the wedding night, Si Tingyu looked at his delicate and lustful wife, and smiled evilly: "A mean and vicious woman?"
Mu Nianci looked at the gentle and graceful husband in front of her and frowned slightly, "A cruel and cruel devil man?"
After getting along for a while.
Mu Nianci gritted her teeth and said, "You deserve to be called a stinky fish!"
Si Tingyu: "Not as good as your rotten shrimp."
The personal guard on the side said: "Hahaha, don't the master and his wife laugh at the same time?"
Mu Nianci: "... The crane's crown is red?"
Si Tingyu: "... It's better to execute Lingchi."
The personal guard knelt down and said, "Mrs. Master, spare your life!"
Reading guide: Shuang Jie, he, the story of a long-lasting love and marriage
Motto: There is always a rainbow after the storm