[Complete article "My dear husband picks up people to farm" Look at the duck~]
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Li Yu is a famous gourmet blogger on a certain website. When he woke up from a strange dream, the elderly, children and government officials all stared at him, "You wake up. JPG"
? ? ? Have I traveled through time?
Other people's time travels were owned by wealthy princes and princesses. How come I was exiled here, dressed in coarse linen, and still a newly married man?
Everyone said that the Lin family was completely ruined by marrying a mourning star!
Nicheng thought that this guy in the village had started his old business and was living a prosperous life.
No food to eat? "Let's make oden, chuanchuanxiang, sour plum soup, and spicy hotpot!"
No money to spend? "Do you know live streaming? Do you know publishing books? My shop has opened from the town to the capital!"
No kids? "I can give birth, but... I have to ask my husband..."
As soon as Lin Shiyou was elected, his family married him a brother. He was good-looking, but didn't like to talk. Just three days after getting married, the Lin family was demoted and exiled. After changing the environment, Lin Shiyou discovered that
His young husband is arrogant towards outsiders,
"Who arranged the arrangement? No one can leave until I explain it clearly!" "If you dare to have any ideas about me, I can beat you to the point where you call me daddy!"
Go back to the house and act coquettishly,
"Ms. Sir, my hands are sore~" "Ms. Sir, rub my shoulders~" "Ms. Sir, give me a bite~"
Lin Shiyou: "My brother has two faces!"
*Later, I returned to the capital,
Someone was angry: "Have you heard that the Lin family was exiled just after they married him? Isn't this the Sangmen Star?"
Li Yu put his hands on his hips: "Please take a look at my property before you speak, I am destined to be rich and noble! "
Lin Shiyou reassured: "Xiao Yu, don't listen to them! You are my lucky star. "
{Small theater:}
During the day:
Lin Shiyou: "Xiaoyu, what should I do if I'm hungry~"
Li Yu pointed to the table full of dishes: "My lord, please eat. "
Evening:
Lin Shiyou: "Xiaoyu, what should I do if I'm hungry~"
Li Yu pointed at himself: "Master, please eat me. "
So Lin Shiyou ate to his fullest from the inside out!
Lin Shiyou VS Li Yu
Gentle and unlimited pet attack VS smart and capable, but actually smart, delicate and soft.
1. An easy-going article about farming and having children later in life 2. A battle of wits and courage with the best villagers and relatives
3. The author only writes sweet articles HE
Pre-collection 1 - "After Being Forced to Work as a Coolie in Hades" Please collect it
The young master was born into a wealthy family. His parents hoped that he could live a peaceful and prosperous life, so they named him "Li Anxian".
Li Anxian lived up to expectations and grew up to be a rice worm who was industrious and indifferent to grains. He originally thought that he would be carefree like this for the rest of his life, until one day he drank a mouthful of water and choked him to the underworld.
"Can I go back to being a human being? "
King Yama scratched his head: "You... Are in a special situation, so naturally you cannot return to the human world intact. However... If you can accumulate merit, you may also have the opportunity to return Yang. "
Li Anxian wiped his tears and nodded. As long as he could go home, he would do anything!
So he ran errands for Yin Chai, made soup for Po Meng, and did the tiring work of Black and White Wuchang. In particular, he had to always serve the underworld chasseur beside him who was picky and demanding and always listened to his orders.
Too much work turned him into the most versatile kid in the underworld.
Fortunately, the merit bag is getting fuller and fuller, and the Imperial Envoy is becoming more and more satisfied with him.
Until one day, Li Anxian took the merit bag to the imperial envoy to exchange for Yangshou, but he was blocked by an elegant white-clothed immortal:
"You mortals are really stupid. You have been deceived by ghosts. Do you know that the day you return to the world will be the day when your soul is gone? If you don't believe me, ask the emperor of Fengdu behind you? "
Li Anxian looked at the people next to him blankly.
Fake? Imperial Envoy? Really? Emperor Yin Wuxiang of Fengdu said in a difficult voice: "He is right. "
Li Anxian: "..."
===Now you can collect "The Cannon Fodder Loved by Laid-off and Re-Employed" series
When Bai Yan was in Chuan Shu, the system told him that as long as he completed the task of playing cannon fodder in the variety show, he could retire from Chuan Shu. He should work hard to earn more!
So Bai Yan carefully pretended to be green tea and white lotus to create obstacles for the protagonist and male guests to enhance the protagonist's image. He even followed the plot during the meal. He thought he had done a good job in fulfilling his duties.
The imaginary barrage should all be: "Bai Yan's methods are low-level! " "Pretending to be full of tea!" "Look at Yue!" "
In fact, it was: "Yan Bao's food tastes delicious! "Yan Yan has such a soft face and cute mouth!" "Look, I'm hungry!" "
——Is Lianzong a mukbang? What went wrong?
He gritted his teeth and finished recording the show, counting his accounts and waiting for the system to send him directly to retirement mode. However, he was picked up by a Rolls-Royce and brought to the front of a boss.
Bai Yan: "We agreed to provide for our retirement, but why did we become a copy of the Raiders Gold Master? "
System: "My sister said that the end means there are still tasks. "
Bai Yan secretly cursed before he could figure out how to deal with this seemingly indifferent boss when he heard the sponsor say: "Sit down and have a meal with me, and I will give you a monthly salary of eight million. "
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"I'm still young and it's too early to retire! "
"Do you have any requirements for a meal companion, a giant mouth in the abyss or a quiet chicken mode? "
Lu Qinting, Variety Show Investor, Senior Audience, Financier: "I want the model in variety shows. "
Bai Yan: "... Ah this..."
Purpose: Live hard and cherish fate
