Master version:
Yan Dapeng, my daughter, my biological son;
Murong is my son, my biological son;
When brother and sister get married, isn't that right? Someone come quickly and get it for me!
Murong Shi (anxious): Senior sister, let's elope!
Yan Dapeng (meditation): OK! Wait... I need to bring my money bag...
Murong Shi (very anxious): I have already brought it.
Yan Dapeng (out of state): There are also clothes...
Murong Shi (impatiently): I brought it with me too... It's important to leave quickly, the master is already chasing you!
Yan Dapeng (Youzai Youzai): There is still food...
Murong Shi (waterfall sweat + kelp tears): Let's go! Senior sister! I knew you had such an IQ, so I had already planned everything!
Yan Dapeng (you know + entangled): ... After thinking about it, I think it would be more appropriate to go down the mountain to report to the master.
Murong was stunned. The two were caught and sentenced to death, and the play ended.
Xiaoyan version:
She had been called stupid since she was a child, but she didn't give up on herself. Even her younger brother, who was venomous, snobbish, smart and arrogant, also called her "Yan Da Bun" all day long. She was born with a good temper, and she was really unhappy because she didn't have the same experience as him. She just stopped him and gave him a good beating to relieve her hatred. Anyway, he is as weak as a chicken, not to mention that he is facing her, a mutated species with a simple mind and underdeveloped limbs but infinite strength - Oh, kiss my junior brother, and let my senior sister teach you what it means to bring political power from the barrel of a gun! Hey hey hey (face full of fangs)