[Comprehensive] Teammates Always Have to Compete with Pigeons

You swear that you were dragged into "One Piece" by your friends just to make up the numbers so that they could form a team called "Melancholy Blues". As we all know, there are four of the Three Illusion Gods. But in the face of the social terrorist in the team who never takes off his hood, the drama beauty with great imagination and indistinguishable male and female, and the strange creature who may be a bald uncle on the inside... You are ready to make a move. So in order to increase the diversity of creatures in the team, you add the newly drawn [Love Brain], [Strange XP] and a bunch of strange garbled characters to your character's traits. After confirming that [Melancholic Blues] was successfully created, you slowly fell asleep. A dreamless night. The next day, you wake up on an isolated island and look at each other with seagulls. Announcement: [Melancholy Blues] Team size 4/4 The main line has been successfully triggered and will be officially opened in 72 hours. Please be prepared. At the same time, a 72-hour countdown suddenly appears on the wrist and a pink progress bar below. The voice-over suddenly sounded: "You need to play your character setting. You have to find your destined person in the vast sea of ​​people, and be full of pink fantasies about him, and love him to death. Otherwise, you will be miserable and die." You:=) - Your captain has magical mind-reading skills and an extra-dimensional pocket, and can undergo a physical transformation anytime and anywhere; your vice-captain has become a half-ultimate creature, with no other obvious weaknesses except being afraid of sea sickness; your teammates can travel to the ends of the earth with swords and can split the sea with their own strength; and you can make your vegetables grow more vigorously and taste less delicious... While playing the main line with your teammates, you were accidentally watched by various forces. Under the deception of your friends, you, as a scumbag in the war, finally became notorious in the new world. You: What identity did you forge for me? ! - [Melancholy Blues] Player Guide: 1. When faced with provocations from others, don't panic or be at a loss. Please let them watch our [Melancholy Blues] corporate culture. 2. [Melancholy Blues] has a fixed number of four people, not three, not five, but four, please remember. 3. I understand the truth, so why are pigeons so big? =) 4. Please keep three key points in mind: 1. The universal wishing machine is a rice cooker. 2. The rice cooker is a universal wishing machine. 3. The universal rice cooker is a wish-making machine. 5. No one can bully [Melancholic Blues]. Don't be afraid if you are bullied. Bring cement and gather in front of other people's houses! - You see your vice-captain working hard and diligently in the navy to take the position of lieutenant general; your teammate is famous on the sea with a bounty of over 100 million; your captain has become the exclusive mascot of the revolutionary army. And you are still growing vegetables on an isolated island. Vice Captain [Barbarossa Helagin]: Ah, sir, you originally agreed that you would only let me be an undercover agent for three years, but three years later, another three years, and three years later, another three years. If I don't leave, I will become an admiral! When does this day end? Team member [Minotaur]: (Light up cigarette JPG.) Brothers, bring the cement, gather at Marinefando, we will play a song for the navy today. Captain [Maka D. Baka]: Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six pure depleted uranium bullets, one breath of 3,600 revolutions, great compassion to save the world, my Buddha is compassionate... So what are you having for dinner today? You［⑨］: When I was weeding the cabbage today, I found a pigeon that was bigger than me. I understand the reason, so why is the pigeon so big? Vice Captain [Barbarossa Helagin]: Because we have to work overtime again today. Member [Minotaur]: Because my bounty is going to increase again. Captain [Maka D. Baka]: Because I have beef and potatoes for dinner. This group is the best proof that birds of a feather flock together, a bunch of psychos. ——A certain naval admiral - The only thing we can trust and rely on is each other. ——Melancholy blues - -Consumption Instructions: -This article is also known as "The Mental Pollution of the Fourth Natural Disaster", "Me and My Wrong Teammates", "Will the Youthful Girl Dream of the Destined Man", and "Melancholic Blues' Vegetable Diary". -Sand glyph, slightly suppresses the appearance of the system. -CP is uncertain, the main pirate. -It's about serious love. The heroine is a fake love-minded, true-action person, and a straight-ball weirdo. Purpose: To bring joy to a beautiful world.