Is the Mountain God Unemployed Today?

Text third person As the only mountain god in the world who is transformed by the aura of mountains and rivers. The place where I was first born is no longer known. The vicissitudes of life have now become a vast ocean. In my memory, I probably had five jobs. My first job was in Buzhou Mountain, where I was responsible for nurturing mountain spirits. This was the first job that Heaven gave me, and I took it very seriously. But because of the fight between my father-in-law and Zhu Rong, Buzhoushan collapsed and I lost my job. Later, I moved to Qishan. I originally thought I could work here until I grow old, but Qishan was chopped down by Yang Jian, and my job was gone again. Maybe it was because Yang Jian and I were born with different horoscopes. Many years later, that man taught a nephew to kill Huashan when I just took office. Everyone is lamenting Chen Xiang's filial piety, but no one cares about me, the mountain god, who lost his job again. Finally, I was introduced to the human world. I work hard, but there are always unforeseen circumstances. At Wangwu Mountain, I thought I could finally escape those bastards this time. Unexpectedly, a smelly old man named Yu Gong came and pointed at my mountain and swore: "I will have endless descendants." ... Everyone knows what happened next. So I had to pack my luggage again and leave the broken mountain. Now, I am the heir to a new mountain. I swear, this time, I will take back everything that belongs to me. Now, I want to give those poachers, littering cigarette butts, and indiscriminate development humans a little bit of a shock to the mountain gods. Intention: Learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds