Pre-receipt: "This Bai Yueguang is a little bit seriously ill [through the book]" welcome to collect!
[Highlight demining: There are women, regardless of male or female, there are women. You don't really need to care about whether there are women in the article, it's not important, but I did forget to write it. Readers who can't accept it, please don't click on it, and don't raise moral standards. I don't have any weird complexes such as misogyny. Don't blame me. I'm very grateful to you all.
Sports expert Chi Ye had an accident while playing extreme sports and was reborn as a Zerg.
The good news is that he has become a privileged and precious male insect, and he also comes with a system cheat.
The bad news is that the male bugs here are all pretty boys with violent personalities and enjoy beating and scolding the female bugs.
The worse news is that the system told him right after the binding was completed that he only had three days left in his life. If he wanted to continue his life, he had to complete system tasks.
Ikeno: ... Experience card?
In order to end his life in peace, Chiye decided to do some tasks and live happily.
[The system prompts, within 30 minutes, please express your joy to your female monarch. If you reach 30 words, you are qualified. If you get a response, the task is completed, and you will be rewarded with 5 hours of health. If the task fails, all health will be deducted.
Chiye: Is there a bug in your system? I am a single man, where can I find a female queen?
Five minutes later, Ikeno was informed that he had been selected by Imperial Major General Winsor Houston and would soon become the all-insect idol and the hero of the Imperial Sword.
Chi Ye, who suddenly had a wife, thought about it for a long time, but finally had to bow to the system, pick the right time, and make a call to his future wife.
"Hello, I'm looking for Major General Winsor Houston."
"Well, I am."
Listening to the cold male voice on the other side, Chiye held the receiver and looked at it again and again.
[Isn't this horse rider a male bug? Chiye was confused.
[The system prompts that there are 3 minutes left in the task time limit. Please complete it as soon as possible.
[I am a straight man! Don't be gay! Chiye went crazy.
[The system prompts that there are 2 minutes and 36 seconds left in the mission time limit.
Ikeno surrendered.
Forget it, life is important.
"Major General Winser, I'm sorry to disturb your work and call you. I just want to tell you that I am very happy to have a good relationship with you, although this is still unfinished business."
[The system prompts that there are 50 seconds left in the task time limit.
"In short, the years are long, but it is worth the wait. I am Chi Ye. Please give me your advice in the future." Chi Ye finished speaking.
The other party didn't reply.
Until there were three seconds left in the mission time limit, Chiye's heart almost stopped.
A soft word "good" came from the receiver.
[System prompts, congratulations on completing the task and gaining 5 hours of life. Your current life balance is: 3 days and 5 hours. Host, please keep up the good work!
Chiye hung up the phone and sighed deeply.
This horse riding thing is more extreme than extreme sports, so it's very difficult to do.
Small theater:
It is said that the reason why male insects hate females is that when they give female insects soothing pheromones, they feel the fear of losing their lives.
Chiye sneered, that's it?
Chi Ye made an appointment with a group of male insects and came to a cliff.
Looking at the strange device in front of the cliff, the males looked confused.
Without saying a word, Chi Ye put the male insects on ropes one by one...
In the afternoon, the female insects who came to pick up the male found that behind the huge iron sliding door of the castle, a group of male insects were holding on to the railings and looking outside.
After seeing their female monarchs, they dropped golden peas like swallows into the forest, crying and crashing into their chests.
Everyone: What happened? Is this their arrogant and domineering hero?
Chiye smiled mysteriously: "If your married life is not harmonious, please come to our Wenye Extreme Sports Center. A course of treatment will give you a caring and gentle hero."
Reading guide:
1. A sunny and handsome "straight man" dressed as a violent and abusive white-faced male, self-defeating, slightly dark-bellied, gentle and straight forward with a handsome appearance and cool temperament, but a pure and innocent inner being.
2, 1Vs1, main focus, a simple sweet novel about trivial things in daily life. The author is a detail fanatic and the pace is not fast.
3. There is a mountain of private equipment, all kinds of mixtures, there are really a lot of private equipment! (Note: There are men and women. Although this Zerg article is about Danmei Zerg, there are women in it. Don't embarrass yourself, Lei's baby.)
4. The attacker and the recipient are in love and have a romantic relationship. They have no big ambitions. At most, they can open an extreme sports hall for fun. There should be no fierce affirmative action or war.
5. You don't have to look at it. Don't do any harm. Let's have harmonious and friendly communication.
6. Please collect in advance!
——Others are received in advance, welcome to collect————
Main attack:
"This Bai Yueguang is a little bit seriously ill"
——The disease is called color!
"The Demon Lord Refuses to Eat Dog Food [Through the Book]"
——The food you produce is the most fragrant!
Host:
"Beautiful Beta became famous in the love variety show [Through the Book]"
——You obviously just want to show off, but you are forced to fall in love!
"Being a Guide Traveling to the Normal World"
——There are psychopaths in the normal world, but I am a professional!
Purpose: Love life!
Reader comments
It ended suddenly, I want to see Zuo's follow-up,
It is not recommended to pre-order the whole book. You can stop when you see something you don't like. It is recommended to pre-order until chapter 60-70 to avoid discomfort. (It is better to read the article first to avoid pitfalls.)
Without a follow-up to Zoan, I feel like his character can be written more
As expected of Chi Ye, he will never stop dying if his words are not shocking.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, only the mouth is the hardest in the whole body
After reading this chapter, I was reminded of the term "suspension bridge effect". The suspension bridge effect means that when a person is nervously crossing a suspension bridge, his or her heartbeat will speed up involuntarily. If he happens to meet another person at this time, he will misunderstand the accelerated heartbeat caused by this situation as the physiological reaction of the other person to make his heart beat, so he will develop feelings of love for the other person. (The above explanation comes from Baidu)
Audience before jumping: Who are the tourists?
Audience after the jump: Who is Ikeno?
After thinking about it, the audience said: "It's actually me"
Brother Ye, he's too weak. Wenther can still hold him and walk back to the room.
If you bully your wife, be careful that your wife will ignore you in the future and point fingers at you. JPG.
I laughed so hard hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I love little couples
Woo woo woo woo sprinkle flowers sprinkle flowers
Congratulations on the completion! The first book is fully ordered. I really want to read Zuo's extras. Woohoo.
Cheap? So cheap, hahahahahaha
If you continue to laugh for a while, my wife will be so embarrassed that she will burst into flames.
Brother Ye, what's the matter with you? You made a meal and your wife had the strength to carry you back to your room.
These netizens make me angry just by looking at their words. Do you think they don't want to see other people's kindness?
The sea of roses is so romantic
Ahhhhh, so romantic!
Holy crap, crap. So romantic
Actually ended QAQ
I want to see a bunch of pups
I really hate that Zoan. Although what happened to him makes people pity him, and the government's actions feel like the whole world has to let him go, but his behavior is disgusting when it causes trouble to others.
I also want to do bungee jumping woo woo woo
Srds opened someone else's bedroom door without permission, that's not very good, okay?
Are you about to show up? Manually help them stop being misogynistic?
Www is on holiday, it's tied
"Chiye froze on the spot, "Caught a big bug for the author~
"Winser"
Woohoo, update QWQ
"Furthermore, Chi Ye watches Wense every day", which is a big bug for the author~
"But"
It ended suddenly, I want to see Zuo's follow-up,
It is not recommended to pre-order the whole book. You can stop when you see something you don't like. It is recommended to pre-order until chapter 60-70 to avoid discomfort. (It is better to read the article first to avoid pitfalls.)
Without a follow-up to Zoan, I feel like his character can be written more
As expected of Chi Ye, he will never stop dying if his words are not shocking.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, only the mouth is the hardest in the whole body
After reading this chapter, I was reminded of the term "suspension bridge effect". The suspension bridge effect means that when a person is nervously crossing a suspension bridge, his or her heartbeat will speed up involuntarily. If he happens to meet another person at this time, he will misunderstand the accelerated heartbeat caused by this situation as the physiological reaction of the other person to make his heart beat, so he will develop feelings of love for the other person. (The above explanation comes from Baidu)
Audience before jumping: Who are the tourists? Audience after the jump: Who is Ikeno? After thinking about it, the audience said: "It's actually me"
Brother Ye, he's too weak. Wenther can still hold him and walk back to the room.
If you bully your wife, be careful that your wife will ignore you in the future and point fingers at you. JPG.
I laughed so hard hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I love little couples
Woo woo woo woo sprinkle flowers sprinkle flowers
Congratulations on the completion! The first book is fully ordered. I really want to read Zuo's extras. Woohoo.
Cheap? So cheap, hahahahahaha
If you continue to laugh for a while, my wife will be so embarrassed that she will burst into flames.
Brother Ye, what's the matter with you? You made a meal and your wife had the strength to carry you back to your room.
These netizens make me angry just by looking at their words. Do you think they don't want to see other people's kindness?
The sea of roses is so romantic
Ahhhhh, so romantic!
Holy crap, crap. So romantic
Actually ended QAQ
I want to see a bunch of pups
I really hate that Zoan. Although what happened to him makes people pity him, and the government's actions feel like the whole world has to let him go, but his behavior is disgusting when it causes trouble to others.
I also want to do bungee jumping woo woo woo
Srds opened someone else's bedroom door without permission, that's not very good, okay?
Are you about to show up? Manually help them stop being misogynistic?
Www is on holiday, it's tied
"Chiye froze on the spot, "Caught a big bug for the author~ "Winser"
Woohoo, update QWQ
"Furthermore, Chi Ye watches Wense every day", which is a big bug for the author~ "But"