"How did you get the favor of the Zaiko creature?"
"Ah..." Langao, who had a bandage hanging on his shoulder that couldn't be shaken off, thought silently, "Let's start with a cocktail with dishwashing liquid..."
"... A cocktail with dish soap?" The microphone in the interviewer's hand trembled.
"Yes." Langao nodded seriously.
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Osamu Dazai went to Lupin Bar for the nth time.
It's still the same melodious music, but the bartender has changed.
"Where was the bartender from before?" He asked.
"I probably had something to do at home, so I stopped for two days." The new bartender has a pair of amber-silver eyes with sharp corners, but his pale face and light-colored lips melt away the sharpness. His medium-long black hair is scattered around his shoulders, giving him a neutral beauty.
"Then bring me a glass of dish soap and whiskey~" Osamu Dazai called cheerfully.
"Yes." The young man responded lightly and went in.
After a while, he brought out a glass of whiskey with dish soap foam on it.
…
This guy actually made a glass of dish soap mixed with whiskey? !
"Aren't you afraid that I will die?" Dazai Osamu's curiosity was successfully aroused.
"So before you drink, please sign a liability waiver."
A long, pale hand with clear joints stretched out, holding a piece of agreement.
"... Aren't you afraid of being called upon?" Osamu Dazai began to doubt the intentions of the man in front of him.
"So please exempt me from liability first. You don't want to live, so I am willing to help you." The man looked at him coldly, not feeling distressed at all because of his baby fat. "If you want to drink, just sign. If you don't want to drink, I will pour it out."
Osamu Dazai took the glass of wine, signed his name and drank it down.
After a while, he began to feel abdominal pain and nausea, and he closed his eyes with the feeling of whiskey burning through his intestines.
When he was about to lose consciousness, he subconsciously raised his hand and held the bartender's wrist.
I woke up again in a white ward.
"Pay for it yourself."
The hand reached out again.
"No, you were the one who saved me~" Osamu Dazai refused.
"You don't want to die, so I saved you." The man's tone was still cold, "If you don't sign, you will be thrown out of the hospital."
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Such a first encounter, to be honest, he was also curious about why he became friends with Dazai.
He has never followed Dazai's rule...
PS: The protagonist is psychologically and materially obedient to Dazai Osamu (but Dazai Osamu has to pay the amount consumed by himself), but he does not support Dazai Osamu's strange requests for himself.
PPS: JJ Most authors approach Dazai Osamu in a pampering and obedient way (I am no exception), but this is not the case. Probably the protagonist will just help him according to his request because he sees some of his deep inner feelings, but if he goes against his own ideas and obeys him, he will definitely not do it. If you want to see Dazai Osamu eat up, you can come here~
Purpose: Keen perception is very important